perennium

The thing that looks like a face when you stand in front of a mirror and bend over while looking at your ass from behind yesterday for the first time.

"look at my perennium"

by John Mc Bastard-Face May 1, 2003

Pern

(verb) To date someone for a long time, and then break up with them for no substantial reason.

Joe: What happened to Katie, bro? I thought you guys had it good.
Alex: Wasn't feeling it anymore so I perned her.

Steph: Oh my God! Why are you crying?
Anna: He perned me, just like that. Three whole years and he perns me.

by Giusepz July 30, 2011

perennium

Isnt that some sort of flower?

What the hell is a perennium?

by Jonballz February 11, 2004

Perniciaro

Action verb: What happens to people who mistakenly refer to an Italian in a derrogatory fashion.

Dave from Buffalo said the wrong thing about Italians and he got Perniciaro'ed.

by cman0586 February 22, 2011

Pernell

a black male whom has a small penis

Only asians will have sex with him because he is a pernell.

by dr.Mazing November 19, 2007

pern

Shorthand for pernis that can be used as either a noun or an adjective. The noun form relates to penis. The adjective form relates to someone acting like a penis.

Adjective form:
"Man, Dave is being such a pern!"

Noun form:
"Dave has such a big pern!"

by Alexandra Taylor May 14, 2005

perkneer

almost or it's close, or that was close to whatever the subject is

I was perkneer ready for another beer,but then we went to waffle house.

I perkneer peed myself when I got on the rollercoaster at the county fair.

by LaLa1143 May 22, 2006