Mechanical Pencil

When wood pencils just aren’t enough. These became popular roughly in the 2nd grade, kids would screech over these. A long thin piece of graphite, commonly found in the 0.3 to 0.9mm range. Finding one of these on the floor, especially when there is a lot of led inside of it is a status symbol of clout and wealth within the school walls. Kids will also cry when they loose one. Consider it your lucky day if you find a loaded mechanical pencil on the floor. You can buy a few pencils for one if you’re lucky! These are the best writing tools you can get access to, and since no one buys them, it may take a while to get one.

Kid: Dude, I just found a loaded mechanical pencil.
Other kid: How much led is inside?
Kid: 4 full sticks bro.
Other kid: Lucky! Toss me one?
Kid: Gonna cost you some cash brother.

by Boing Doinkus December 20, 2018

shit pencil

When you pull out during anal and she forgot to shit so you pull out a shit pencil

She gave me a shit pencil last night and I wrote slut on her cheeks

by resperent December 08, 2019

Pencil Worm

an extremely skinny but very very long penis. it penetrates you like a pencil with that sharp tip (def circumcised) but once in you it slithers like a very horny worm. to be pencil wormed is to live like you never have. being pencil wormed is an honor. cherish it.

Nicci: how was he?
Megan: holy shit he pencil wormed me all night long...
Nicci: UHH D'NOH D'NOH...
Megan: i know.

by ricky tricky dicky June 19, 2011

Sparklie Pencil

A Beddazled Penis. Used in the pornography industry.

WHOA!! that sparklie pencil blinded me!!!

by DANKYNUG July 16, 2010

Pencil Child

(n.) One who does stupid/idiotic actions in front of his/her peers and/or friends in search of attention from them.
(adj.) and idiot; fool or person who seeks attention at his/her own expense. Note that this form changes Pencil Child to Pencil Childish

Synonyms: (n.) attention-seeker, fool, jester
Synonyms: (adj.) foolish, dumb, idiotic

(n.) "He was such a pencil child when he crushed his hand with that rock just to get attention from his peers."

(adj.) "You Pencil Childish fool! Why did you crush your hand with that rock?!"

by Pencil Child November 17, 2017

Pencil Masturbation

When your mechanical pencil is out of led, so you repeatedly and forcefully push the eraser to make sure that you don't have any extra led in there. The sound it makes is like fapping. When led comes out, it is called pencil ejaculation.

Dude, that guy in class kept performing pencil masturbation. Like, get a new pencil already!

by Liberty5000 February 20, 2019

pencil cock

A penis that is skinny like a pencil.

Girl 1: Have you slept with Larry yet? Girl 2: No not yet. Girl 1: I heard he has a pencil cock. Girl 2: Oh great, that means he won't even touch the sides.

by jimmybomm October 15, 2020