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Asian Parents

Something that acutally describes what it's like having Asian parents: FML

You get compared and their excuse is that they're not comparing you to other people. They're 'telling you about the good qualities of that person that you should learn from.'
Oh, and an 'A' is known as 'Average' to Asian parents so getting anything below an 'A' pretty much means death and purely death.
Good luck and hope you survive
Me on my phone for an hour
My Asian parents: Stop being so obsessed with your phone! Go and learn something new. All you do is stay on that stupid phone of yours. If you get on your phone next time, I'm going to take it.
Me: *under my breath* FML
My parents: WhAt DiD yOu SaY? *starts with a 2 hour long lecture starting from respect and ending with how technology ruined this generation*
by Average Asian Child September 16, 2020
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parents

the people who will find any reason to ground you.
i got grounded for coming home. i also got grounded for getting A. honor roll. what the hell!!! my parents suck!!!
by tacoguyrules May 13, 2010
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Parents

The people who baby you for your entire childhood. They will also nag you and have the foolish belief that everything you like is bad for you. If your parents are the opposite of this description, you are incredibly lucky.
Parents are obsessively overprotective.
by DERP_MASTER April 20, 2017
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Parents

1. The reason that you exist

2. The people who provide for you until you are 18 and can move away.

3. Every teenager's nightmare because they don't give them any personal space.
Jerry: "My parents are so annoying!"
Larry: "I feel ya! They always boss us around telling us to do shit!"
Jerry: "I can't wait until I'm 18 so I could move away!"
Larry: "Same! I'm going to go to a nice college!"
by TROLLKING9001 May 29, 2020
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Indian Parents

Simply put people that oppress you claiming that you will one day succeed but only if you work every second of your life. They beat the shit out of you and then "apologize for it" In reality what happens is that that if you have a terrible childhood and then commit suicide or beg people for money because you can't do anything. If you die they weep fearing what will happen to them and they are terrified they will end up on the streets not that they have lost a child.
"Yo I feel bad for you, I heard you getting beat up by your Indian Parents
by Depressedboi777 December 26, 2019
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parents

The ones who you will love as kids, hate as teens and miss as adults.
by Heyyohh October 23, 2012
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parasitism

A symbiotic relationship in which one species, the parasite, benefits at the expense of the other, the host.
Tapeworms live in the intestines of cats, where they absorb nutrients from the food cats eat.
by Diana Stephens February 14, 2005
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