Ostrich

An ostrich that likes cock in its feathered asshole

Wow look at that gay ostrich

by Dick blowing whore July 11, 2016

Ostrich

A man who has a small head, huge upper body, and the smallest fucking legs you'll ever see in your life.

Bro did you see that ostrich? I bet I can use his legs as toothpicks!

by thisisnotSina June 29, 2015

Ostrich

Is this even considered a bird because it can't fly

This is an ostrich

by Handsomesquidward#1098 January 18, 2022

Ostrich

A bullshit version of a flamingo

Oh look an ostrich, that’s a Walmart flamingo

by Nichaelmelli August 24, 2021

Ostrich

Something a Very popular rapper flexed in a song

"Who's this? He should be in cockpit uh, Cause im flyer than a fucking Ostrich"

by adhfgsdhhgfgh March 16, 2021

Ostrich

iFunny’s way of censoring the word “retard”

No you ostrich, 5x5 is 25.
Your opinion is ostriched.

by July 29, 2021

ostrich

a cheater or a bitch who’s ugly & runs away from their problems or show off

person1 - “damn, Tiffany was acting like a fucking ostrich!”
Person2- “she’s so fake tbh”

by milkk drinker January 23, 2018