Oscar

Sweetest guy you'll probably ever meet!
I've dated an Oscar and miss him dearly, he's always out there making others laugh and smile.
Oscar will remind you that he loves you all the time, and makes you feel like a princess, anywhere you go :))
This guy most likely has the best music taste too, along with the best sense of humour, I miss him dearly but I made the mistake of leaving him.
He's very handsome and he may need some reassurance while he calls himself ugly, but he's not. He's a really cool guy, most likely worth dating :))

Oscar is very chad, he's a guy that'll be hard to forget.

by Anonymous girl :) February 25, 2023

vagina orchard

a whore house or strip club; somewhere where much vagina is present

The Red Light District is quite the vagina orchard.

by Clyde Parker March 2, 2010

Oscar De La Homo

Not to be confused with the real boxer Oscar De La Hoya. An Oscar De La homo is a severely undersized man who takes up boxing/Mixed martial arts because he thinks he is tough(when he is not). He is the object of laughter to many because he is oblivious to how ridiculous he makes himself look when he takes himself seriously.

Did you see Nate's pictures posing with boxing gloves?? He is such an Oscar De La Homo!

by Agnes B March 25, 2009

oscar

He's the sexy Hispanic with fidelity issues, he's the sweet, kind, funny guy who has trouble putting his feelings into words, he's adored by the women around him, he's a passionate lover, he'll break your heart at least once, he's philosophical, romantic, and poetic, he'll never be the most faithful partner, but he'll always be the most reliable friend.

Girl 1: Don't look now, that manwhore Oscar is right behind us.

Girl 2: Don't call him that. He's nice. I heard he's a fucking awesome lover.

Girl 1: Yeah, I should know...

by Cibilulu November 14, 2011

Oscar

An Oscar is usually the quietest boy in the class, but his calming presence provides a type of handsomeness and hotness to him. He also sticks out because of this. Oftenly, he will reject the girls that like him for that one main crush he has. That one main crush is usually a Mikayla because she is so beautiful, pretty, cute and hot. His best friend would either be an Ali, Darren or Jamie. With an Ali, he will exposit about nerdy stuff, with a Darren they will have mischievious fun and with a Jamie they will try to do the best they can education-wise. He is not able to ask girls out though because of his low self-esteem and confidence. And definitely cannot ask Mikayla out because he will reckon that she already has a boyfriend or is just not interested in a relationship. He is actually verbally bullied quite a lot, but is not able to fight back because of his parents' high expectations to not get in big trouble. He has a strong connection with God and Jesus as a Catholic, but wished they could help him out with his problems. He is usually quiet because of his depression and porn addiction and feels as though he is being punished for his sins. His laugh is ridiculously contagious BTW and philosophises about his purpose in life. I would know, I'm an Oscar.

Jamie: Wait, is Oscar asking Mikayla out?
Darren: Nah g, he wouldn't have the balls.
(Oscar returns)
Jamie: Dude, why were you talking to Mikayla?
Oscar: To ask her out.
(Everyone in year level surrounds Oscar)
Everyone: So what did she say?
Oscar: I can't say just yet.

by SueDonNim December 29, 2018

oscar sex

Description of the sexual intercourse an actor, director, producer or screenwriter, etc. has with their partner after winning an Oscar award. Generally understood to be the highest, most intense and exhilarating form of sex.

John: Could you imagine the sex that Colin Firth had after he won an Oscar for Best Actor?
Steve: Ya, nothing beats Oscar Sex!!

by Oscar Knight March 16, 2011

Oscar

Oscar is a type of shy person he is active he is in a lot of sports he is very attractive to girls he is a weird person he is most likely to be Mexican he can speak Spanish he is a very loyal person

Oscar is loyal

by Wasssss up dude January 15, 2019