When you're dating a girl and she only pays attention to you when there aren't better looking guys around.
guy1- "hey, whys your girlfriend spending all her time with that guy?"
guy2- "Because I'm only her situational boyfriend at parties..."
guy1- "wow, what a bitch."
guy2- "Because I'm only her situational boyfriend at parties..."
guy1- "wow, what a bitch."
by everyfuckingnameistaken March 17, 2011
Get the Situational Boyfriendmug. A situation involving the anal expulsion of faecal matter and two or more individuals, also involving at least one unconsenting party.
by The Poo Victim November 14, 2013
Get the poo situationmug. when someone tells a joke that cannot be taken out of context, they can only tell jokes like stories. like Dane Cook.
often inappropiate
often inappropiate
Lexxxilynn: well, I'm 16
that_guy: well, I'm 47. so what do you look like cutie?
Lexxxilynn: an underage girl
boxsterboy: haha. what a situational comedian.
that_guy: well, I'm 47. so what do you look like cutie?
Lexxxilynn: an underage girl
boxsterboy: haha. what a situational comedian.
by Lexxxilynn February 7, 2010
Get the situational comedianmug. Term used by employers for employee absences or tardiness when the employee never discusses what the actual reason is. The term ‘situation’ is the only reason given by them employee. This typically occurs in lower pay grade manual labor jobs where the employees a generally unreliable anyway.
Boss man: Hey, Marcus! How come you didn’t show for work yesterday?
Marcus: Man Boss, I had that situation to take care of! I couldn’t come in.
Boss man: What fucken situation!? You better not pull that shit again or your ass is outta here.
Marcus: I can’t help it boss. I was on my situation. I had to take care of that shit.
Boss man: Bullshit. You were either to hung over or still high from the night before. That’s the situation. One more situational absence and you’re fired! Got that!
Marcus: Man… that bullshit. I can’t help all these mother fuckers always puttin me in these situations.
Marcus: Man Boss, I had that situation to take care of! I couldn’t come in.
Boss man: What fucken situation!? You better not pull that shit again or your ass is outta here.
Marcus: I can’t help it boss. I was on my situation. I had to take care of that shit.
Boss man: Bullshit. You were either to hung over or still high from the night before. That’s the situation. One more situational absence and you’re fired! Got that!
Marcus: Man… that bullshit. I can’t help all these mother fuckers always puttin me in these situations.
by Jackthesnipper9512365 February 19, 2012
Get the Situational Absencemug. Something that is a potential hit or miss. Or perhaps, something that would require a decent amount of energy but might not necessarily pay off.
Additionally, this phrase emphasizes the lack of probability of any given outcome.
Additionally, this phrase emphasizes the lack of probability of any given outcome.
by Elise and Co. June 2, 2008
Get the gumball situationmug. An awkward, inexplicably bizarre, and often inescapable social situation, usually between friends or acquaintances. Originates from the idea of being trapped in a bathroom with multiple people.
"So I was with my girlfriend the other day, and suddenly my ex gets on the same elevator we're on only to have it break down a few seconds later. It was a classic bathroom situation."
by Cartmonger August 16, 2010
Get the Bathroom Situationmug. Emo-haters are a definite example of a no-win situation. They hate when the artist is sad, and they hate when the artist is happy. Get over on hating on an artist who decides to sing about life's imperfections; if they sang about how happy they were, you'd hate that, too.
by Karen Stickney August 17, 2006
Get the no-win situationmug.