McCain Shuffle

Reversing all of one's previous political positions in a last-ditch effort to be nominated for President by a major political party.

Usually happens to a once-principled Republican who sells his or her soul to the fringe right to survive the primary process at the end of his or her career.
Romney really pulled a McCain Shuffle--first he was for an individual mandate, then abandoned RomneyCare when it looked like it might hurt his candidacy.
by DaemonXar June 13, 2011
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The Berkley Shuffle

A dance that is done at Berkley High School in Berkley, Michigan.

This dance is always played as the last number at Homecoming, Prom, or etc. It's cue starts when Mr. Daas sings "Freshmen! Sophomores!" in the Berkley Rally Song. At that point, you hit your pelvis region and then throw your hands in the air and make a 'lasso' motion.

In order to perform this dance, everyone MUST be wearing eyeliner and have their hair in a perm.
Wow, that The Berkley Shuffle really hurt my pelvis.
by musettawaltz24 October 15, 2006
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Blubber-Shuffle

An orgy consisting of only fat people.
Nah, I'm having a Blubber-Shuffle tonight.
by Matt-C-118 April 20, 2011
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cabbie shuffle

The act of performing a smooth driving move while in a car.

Derived from Chicago cab drivers performing questionable and slick moves to get through traffic faster.
After passing on the right as soon as the light turns green, getting ahead of the first car. Driver says to passenger "Cabbie shuffle baby!"

Changing lanes while cutting someone off. Yelling out the window "Cabbie shuffle!"

Zipping in a parking space front-first to steal the spot from another car. "Cabbie shuffle suck-a-duck!"

Pulling a U-turn in traffic to quickly grab a parking space on the other side of the street. "Caaaaaaaaaaaaabbie shuffle!"
by benbest May 18, 2009
mugGet the cabbie shufflemug.

Jersey Shuffle

When a customer at a restaurant pays the bill partially in cash, the rest on the card. Then only tips for the amount charged to the card.
After enjoying an incredible first date, Jake pulls out a wad of cash to impress Laney.
"How about you go freshen up in the bathroom baby while I take care of the bill"
Little did Laney know, Jake only paid half in cash (low numbered bills wrapped in a fifty to make it look like a fat stack) because he planned on doing the Jersey Shuffle before he scrammed.

Some say it's not intentional, maybe he's just an idiot and doesn't understand how tips work. I mean, he's from New Jersey.

Laney went back to his house (his mom's house, but she was out of town) and sucked his dick because she thought he was a big player.
by sir haxalot August 11, 2022
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clements shuffle

Is the act of wiggling the pelvis to squish in your soft penis
last night i was so drunk i had to do the clements shuffle to get it in.
by braunj8840 June 24, 2011
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Safeway shuffle

When one enters a Safeway, he/she walks directly into the bakery section, grabs a doughnut, and proceeds to walk around the store eating said doughnut and shopping.
Yesterday, Nick did the Safeway shuffle.
by Nickie P February 7, 2012
mugGet the Safeway shufflemug.

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