story vomit

Long winded, boring, nauseating, uninteresting description of an event or the story of someone's life.

She went on and on about her breakup with Joe. It was difficult to endure the story vomit.

by aussieankie November 25, 2013

vomit kicker

The act of kicking some one in the face while they are bent over vomiting up what they drank that night.

While Neil was puking up his vocal cords on the side of the road. Sam walked up to him and swiftly kicked him in the face to see what would happen.

by Dark Kitten March 24, 2005

Turd Vomit

During the act of secreting a healthy ripe turd there is a sudden explosion from within the turd creating a foul smelling liquid that causes you to vomit.

Dude I just totally did a turd vomit in the bathroom and passed out!

by Jessa Pee June 01, 2009

rockstar vomit

Waking up in bed with your face in a pool of vomit having thrown up your guts whilst passed out after a massive night.

I had to wash my bed sheets after having a rockstar vomit last night.

by Pirov November 18, 2008

wand vomit

that which is expelled from a penis following any form of sexual excitement

My girlfriend was playing with my cock last night and she let me shoot my wand vomit all over her naked chest

by MMWC July 05, 2013

Vomit taco

The act of vomitting on a vagina while eating it out and continuing to eat out said vagina.

Guy: may I give you a vomit taco?
Girl: what's that?
Guy: I vomit on your snatch and eat you out.
Girl: oh absolutely!

by Ijjjsh November 22, 2011

Sky vomit

When your cat vomits from a high place, such as off furniture , a cat climbing tower or a high cupboard..
Generally vomit found under the piece of said furniture.

Loki (the cat) just did a 'sky vomit'

by Winnie the cat lady August 16, 2022