Granny Gangsta

An old aged woman who wears chains, her hats backwards, can rap, is able to walk/bounce, enjoys goings to clubs, and is a true thug in several gangs.

Xavier Rex: Shit man, look at that granny gangsta rap! She's got some beats. BEAST.
Granny Gangsta: Well I'm an old granny gangsta, and I'm here to say, I'm a wack rocker jockey so get outta my way!
Crowd: OH SHIT!

by Grandpa Gangsta July 09, 2009

granny wanny

a word for girls who wear granny panties hiked up as a thong

omg did u see her granny wannys?

by huckleberry nig March 07, 2011

Granny nobber

Someone who loves a bit of granny action and happens to also be a complete knob head.

You're a right granny nobber

by chunky monkey meat man June 04, 2010

granny poonany

When one has sexual intercourse with a shrivled female over the age 75.

I just got a sweet piece of granny poonany from your grandmother.

by JesseCherry July 02, 2005

smash the granny

Cockney phrase seen in the film "Football Factory"; used to convey one's wish to make love to a pretty lady.

"My gosh Edward, look at how utterly desirable that lady is, I'd love to 'smash the granny' out of her"

"I say old chap, did you 'smash the granny' out of that lass from the croquet tournament?

Why yes, yes I did as a matter of fact

Oh jolly good you sly old dog you, let's drink some Earl Grey in celebration"

by Petemeister February 15, 2008

granny rat

mutated, deformed,most fuck ugly creature imaginable, usually has squinty eyes, scrawny frame, protruding fangs and a bulbous nose. Generlly two-backed with straw like fur.

man 1:oh my fucking god what is that
man 2:my eyes, my eyes
man 3:oh my oh my its its the GRANNY RAT run run run away
man 1:a granny rat fuck god help us we all gonna die
man 3:im gonna cut off my penis before it gets to me
man 2:oh shit fuck my eyes they burn they burn oh for the love of god my eye my eyes!!!!

by number 100 star trek fan July 31, 2008

Granny Mode

When someone acts a lot older than their age and refrain from fun and sex

I refuse to go into Granny Mode

by Tara Gopal January 04, 2019