A character played by comedian Deven Green. The parodies she makes are meant to be satires about Christians and bible thumpers. Her YouTube account is MrsBettyBowers.
by ElfenLied June 14, 2009
When a girl gives a guy a handjob so long and hard that the skin on the penis becomes raw and bleeds. AKA Bouncing B.
by Whsbnd December 14, 2009
by Nasty Pasty February 17, 2003
The state of being completely bewildered at the degree of alcoholism or drug addiction one is witnessing.
X: Wow, you wouldn't believe the horrific texts and phone calls I've been getting from Robert since he fell off the wagon.
Y: Did you recommend rehab?
X: I didn't even know what to say! I was completely floored. I was Betty Floored.
Y: Did you recommend rehab?
X: I didn't even know what to say! I was completely floored. I was Betty Floored.
by Melloro January 06, 2011
by chrism07924 November 18, 2006
The act of putting human feces into hosiery and assaulting someone with it.
" I thought that guy was mean, so I gave him a hot betty."
" I thought that guy was mean, so I gave him a hot betty."
by Someoneelse89 February 04, 2010
The situation when all your electronic cooking devices are lost, stolen, broken, etc, and you must resort to mixing by hand.
by TP loves Trees January 19, 2011