Betty Bowers

A character played by comedian Deven Green. The parodies she makes are meant to be satires about Christians and bible thumpers. Her YouTube account is MrsBettyBowers.
Mrs. Betty Bowers is kind of hot.
by ElfenLied June 14, 2009
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Bouncing Betty

When a girl gives a guy a handjob so long and hard that the skin on the penis becomes raw and bleeds. AKA Bouncing B.
Dude I can barely walk today because my girlfriend gave me a bouncing betty last night!
by Whsbnd December 13, 2009
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Betty Floored

The state of being completely bewildered at the degree of alcoholism or drug addiction one is witnessing.
X: Wow, you wouldn't believe the horrific texts and phone calls I've been getting from Robert since he fell off the wagon.

Y: Did you recommend rehab?

X: I didn't even know what to say! I was completely floored. I was Betty Floored.
by Melloro January 7, 2011
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betty nguyen

Any hot Asian-White mixed race woman.
by chrism07924 November 18, 2006
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Hot Betty

The act of putting human feces into hosiery and assaulting someone with it.

" I thought that guy was mean, so I gave him a hot betty."
" I thought that guy was a tool, so I took off my thigh-high and gave him a hot betty."
by Someoneelse89 February 4, 2010
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apple betty

The act of putting apple sauce in a females ass, and slurping it out with a straw.
I don't know man, some how she talked me into the "Apple Betty", now I can't have apple sauce any other way!
by stoneythetiger November 19, 2015
mugGet the apple bettymug.

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