omlette

the ultimate state of living, being cohesively like an omlette

stalin said:
you can't make an omlette without breaking a few eggs

lil wayne said:
i'm one egg short of the omlette

by JJbaker June 29, 2009

Omelette Fetish

A term used to describe people who enjoy doing school work

Bro you see that nerd over there, he’s got an Omelette Fetish

by Seniór Logical May 24, 2019

omelet sacrifice

whatever you do, DO NOT SACRIFICE YOUR SCHOOL'S OMELETS YOU WILL HAVE A BAD DAY
but if you want a bad day, here's how to do it :)
1. put your school's gross omelet(s) on a table and surround them with rings (or other jewelry)
2. chant things that you want to happen
3. wait for your day to turn terrible!
my friends and I did this and we had a terrible day and had our own therapy session during PE class :)

Person 1: I really want something interesting and fun to happen today
Person 2: Oh I have an idea, we should do an omelet sacrifice

at the end of the day...

Person 1: My day was awful! Why did you recommend that! I HATE YOU!!!!!

by Anonymous duck 123 February 24, 2022

Ovulette

After a women has finished with her menstrual cycle, she scoops out the white slime resembling an egg white from her pussy with a spoon and the man eats it.

He was craving an omelette so she parted her legs scooped out her ovulation and gave him an ovulette.

by Carlmis June 23, 2022

Bean Omelette

A "mean omelette" is when a man farts into his girlfriend's vagina (being a fan of the ass to vag fetish), and then later, unintentionally, the lady queefs into said man's mouth during cunnilingus resulting in much disgust.

"She did what into your what???"
"Dude, I got a fucking BEAN OMELETTE!"
"Fuck dude.. I guess I did.. what a bitch!"

by Billy Bob Queeferton the THIRD January 1, 2012

poop omelette

When you have explosive diarrhea and each individual item you've eaten can be identified in your waste.

I had a stomach flu last week and was firing poop omelettes out of my ass for days

by PKNdle April 9, 2016

kentucky omelette

While in the midst of sex, the girl ,while riding the guy, screams "Giddyup, horsey!" And cracks two raw eggs on her tits

Yo, I heard your girl gave you the Kentucky omelette

Bro, she's not my girl. For that reason

by The Doctor Wahoo June 8, 2016