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Crusty Omelette

The sexual act of cumming inside of another person's ear and then folding it over or taping it shut to result an omelette of love filled with gooey goodness.
Jack: "Dude, Dave is sleeping really hard, I'm going to give him a crusty omelette."

Brandon: "I'll grab the camera!"
by Crusty Omelette September 22, 2009
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juicy omelette

When a man is riding a woman in any way, shape or form involving penetration, and he grabs a frying pan full of scalding-hot, but juicy eggs and whacks her in the head, making a "DOONK!!!" sound. Then, he must continually whack her in sync with his thrusting while she is covered with burning eggs.
Some biatch was buggin me, so I gave her a juicy omelette to set her straight.
by Stanlet Kowalski October 28, 2003
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chocolate omelet

A huge poop, larger then just a normal loaf.
Dude - I just whipped up this monster Chocolate Omelet!
by mianosm April 2, 2007
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Guatemalan Omelet

The act of leaving an "open face" wad of used toilet paper in a someone's bathroom trashcan as a prank.
To leave a "Sunny and Runny side up" present for a friend or acquaintance.

Stemming from the cultural difference of not flushing used waste paper in Guatemala, one of their most famous attributes.

The Guatemalan variant on a "Columbian necktie".
Person #1 Hey did you see that giant spider in your bathroom trashcan? no?

Person #2 Hey that's not a spider! OMG!(vomiting ensues probably)

Person #3 nope, that's a Guatemalan Omelet my friend, aren't I a wonderful house guest mang!?
by SuperfanGiovanni April 22, 2013
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Spanish Omelette

Where you insert an egg into a Latino and fuck her so hard the egg becomes scrambled
Hunter gave Maddy the Spanish Omelette last night
by Brdmn68 June 2, 2018
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Vomit Omelette

When you are eating a girl out, and shes on her period, and she doesn't tell you, and she has her period right then and the blood gets in your mouth. You then vomit up the blood, and food into her vagina. And You now have a Vomit Omelette!
Man, she didn't tell me she was on her period last night, and when i ate her out, i totally gave her a Vomit Omelette!
by Cray_Baines March 31, 2009
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Spanish Omelette

When a couple engaging in anal sex uses Butter to lubricate the anus, and Olive Oil to lubricate the penis. Upon ejaculation inside the anus, the mixture is referred to as a Spanish Omelette.
I rubbed butter on Brandy's ass, and stuck my Olive Oil covered cock in it. I came in her ass, and she pushed the mixture out and had a Spanish Omelette for breakfast!
by briggy March 23, 2009
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