The sexual act of cumming inside of another person's ear and then folding it over or taping it shut to result an omelette of love filled with gooey goodness.
Jack: "Dude, Dave is sleeping really hard, I'm going to give him a crusty omelette."
Brandon: "I'll grab the camera!"
Brandon: "I'll grab the camera!"
by Crusty Omelette September 22, 2009
Get the Crusty Omelette mug.When a man is riding a woman in any way, shape or form involving penetration, and he grabs a frying pan full of scalding-hot, but juicy eggs and whacks her in the head, making a "DOONK!!!" sound. Then, he must continually whack her in sync with his thrusting while she is covered with burning eggs.
by Stanlet Kowalski October 28, 2003
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by mianosm April 2, 2007
Get the chocolate omelet mug.The act of leaving an "open face" wad of used toilet paper in a someone's bathroom trashcan as a prank.
To leave a "Sunny and Runny side up" present for a friend or acquaintance.
Stemming from the cultural difference of not flushing used waste paper in Guatemala, one of their most famous attributes.
The Guatemalan variant on a "Columbian necktie".
To leave a "Sunny and Runny side up" present for a friend or acquaintance.
Stemming from the cultural difference of not flushing used waste paper in Guatemala, one of their most famous attributes.
The Guatemalan variant on a "Columbian necktie".
Person #1 Hey did you see that giant spider in your bathroom trashcan? no?
Person #2 Hey that's not a spider! OMG!(vomiting ensues probably)
Person #3 nope, that's a Guatemalan Omelet my friend, aren't I a wonderful house guest mang!?
Person #2 Hey that's not a spider! OMG!(vomiting ensues probably)
Person #3 nope, that's a Guatemalan Omelet my friend, aren't I a wonderful house guest mang!?
by SuperfanGiovanni April 22, 2013
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Get the Spanish Omelette mug.When you are eating a girl out, and shes on her period, and she doesn't tell you, and she has her period right then and the blood gets in your mouth. You then vomit up the blood, and food into her vagina. And You now have a Vomit Omelette!
Man, she didn't tell me she was on her period last night, and when i ate her out, i totally gave her a Vomit Omelette!
by Cray_Baines March 31, 2009
Get the Vomit Omelette mug.When a couple engaging in anal sex uses Butter to lubricate the anus, and Olive Oil to lubricate the penis. Upon ejaculation inside the anus, the mixture is referred to as a Spanish Omelette.
I rubbed butter on Brandy's ass, and stuck my Olive Oil covered cock in it. I came in her ass, and she pushed the mixture out and had a Spanish Omelette for breakfast!
by briggy March 23, 2009
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