Oliver

Oliver is a fat soccer player who isn't funny at all. He hates black people and he has no friends. He is shit at basketball and he is fat. Also he is fat and fat and his belly touches the floor when he walks. He wakes up on both sides of the bed. he weighs 400 kilos and has a tiny dick. He is everyone's bitch and he sucks everyone's dick

Jack: You know oliver?
Jake: Yeah he's my bitch
Jack: Me Too!

by r2309iju3=f 32 September 5, 2022

The Oliver

Oliver a very special type of species, he likes to hang around and watch turtleporn and bdsm. if he's lucky he might have penis, but if he has a penis it is typically very very small.

oh look, The Oliver

by jegelskerpikogskedsovs March 1, 2016

Oliver

Definition of a piece of shit

Oliver throws himself pity parties for being a piece of shit

by Hshaoqu77 June 2, 2018

Oliver

He is a knuckle-headed,bitchy type of person. His voice is very annoying,and screechy.

Yo,Oliver is so annoying.He is always screaming!

by 👑♥Curly-Head_Godess♥👑 February 8, 2019

Oliver

Un petite retarde.

Oliver: Hey James, what does petite retarde mean? is that spanish?

by Anonymoussed December 30, 2011

Oliver

Oliver is a gay grease ball who thinks hes "a fucking savage" when really hes just a gay ass white boy that looks at shitty memes all day

Oh my God that gay is such an oliver

by Hahah5616 November 25, 2019

Oliver

Oliver is that guy who's perfect and gorgeous any girl who looks at him will fall in love instantly and gets any girl he wants he can lift 20 tons without breaking a sweat he can outrun a cheetah

#sexy#awesome#OMG#chickmagnet

Guy: hey look its Oliver
Girl: where
Guy: there wait where did you go
sees girl over Oliver already in love with him

by Damnfineguy September 19, 2017