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Oklahoma City

"Oklahoma City": wasteland; a waste of concrete in the middle of a remote deserted sun-burnt ranch; America's Chernobyl
As the sun rose in the Eastern sky it became apparent that no-one was left in this forsaken place, much like Oklahoma City.
by bizzieb November 28, 2007
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oklahoma hello

When a man is receiving oral pleasure from a female he gives no warning of ejaculation. Before he ejaculates he grabs the females head and forces her down around his penis and shoots his jism into her mouth.
Hey Hobbitron, last night Stacey was given me head and I gave her an Oklahoma hello. She spit it out and got pissed and left.
by Kedy February 24, 2007
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Duncan Oklahoma

A small town in south oklahoma where halliburton started. Everyone in this town that works at halliburton thinks they are celebrities snob ass bitches where they going to be when they close the doors of that evil illegal plant.
Duncan oklahoma biggest employeer laid off 310 in march 2009. And on June 18th they laid off another 200. Just close the fucking sweat shop nobody gives a damn.
by Stevefuduncan August 7, 2009
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Oklahoma Kiss

When two prolapsed rectums touch.
After anally fisting, Mike and John gently Oklahoma kissed by pushing their prolapsed rectums together.
by Gavin Smith18 October 24, 2019
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Oklahoma Roastbeef

The art of inserting a curling iron into the vagina while its on and twisting until cooked thoroughly.
My sisters ex boyfriend gave her the Oklahoma Roastbeef before she got a restraining order.
by SenorNoodles June 19, 2016
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oklahoma jitters

When you drink too much coffee, and it makes you uncomfortable inside and out
Man, I shouldn't have had that fourth cup of coffee, it gave me the Oklahoma Jitters!
by SharkSausage August 3, 2020
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Oklahoma Stretcher

The name of a notorious serial killer and rapist who is running rampant in the state of Oklahoma. He is notorious for targeting joggers and stretching their back doors out before murdering them.
"Be carefull if you're hiking in Oklahoma! You don't want to get caught by the Oklahoma Stretcher!
by TsunamiDiesel October 17, 2022
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