what the fuck is oatmeal

a shitpost and a meme

I hate to be the one to ask, but what the fuck is oatmeal?

by #Noodle October 19, 2023

Oatmeal pizza

When you vomit, cum, and diarrhea all at once

Yo bro that girl was so hit I made an oatmeal pizza on the tile floor

by hurtcobain March 4, 2025

Strawberry oatmeal

Whilst eating pussy you suddenly realize she has her period resulting in throwing up in the pussy and then going in for round 2

Dude, I had the best strawberry oatmeal last night...

by Trapfit January 15, 2016

Oatmeal Rasotweiler

A cross between an oatmeal raisin cookie and a rotweiler.

"Aww look at that Oatmeal Rasotweiler! I could just eat it up! In fact, I just might! NOM NOM!"

by Dog Cookie Man August 30, 2013

oatmeal container

a wooden bowl
a plastic water bottle and a paper towel rowle

oatmeal container?

by raybeez February 21, 2022

Oatmeal Cream Pie

The act of oiling your partners ass with a slightly melted stick of butter, putting oatmeal flakes on the buttered ass, and then analy cream pieing your partner.

Bro i tried the Oatmeal Cream Pie on Bekah last night. Lets just say you need to try it yourself.

by voizdy August 10, 2022

eat some oatmeal

a code term for smoking weed

yo man lets go eat some oatmeal

by dkfogksjhfdogisjkdgrf March 20, 2012