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Thick As Oatmeal

A girl or guy who isn't fat, but a little bit chubby. Usually a healthy appearance that is attractive.
Damn.... that girl is Thick As Oatmeal.
by Paulbigtoebunyon February 25, 2019
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Holding the oatmeal

Another way of saying that you need to throw up/vomit but can’t because there is no where for you or someone to let it out. (The oatmeal part coming from that fact that oatmeal looks like vomit)
Ex1. Oh no... I think I’m gonna have to hold the oatmeal.

Ex2. Jenny needs to leave, now. She’s been holding the oatmeal.
by Someone odd July 6, 2019
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Strawberry oatmeal

Whilst eating pussy you suddenly realize she has her period resulting in throwing up in the pussy and then going in for round 2
Dude, I had the best strawberry oatmeal last night...
by Trapfit January 15, 2016
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Oatmeal trick

When you pull a sick trick using oatmeal, like getting someone to say “thicker than a bowl of oatmeal” in court.
*Spectators chanting*
Oatmeal trick! Oatmeal trick! Oatmeal trick!”
*Whips out oatmeal*
WHOOOOOO
by Oatmeal trickster October 16, 2022
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Oatmeal Kiss

When a couple pisses, cums, and shits in a bowl, then mixes it to the consistency of oatmeal. One then drinks from the bowl, and they start making out with tongue.
Dude 1: My girlfriend wanted to oatmeal kiss last night.

Dude 2: Lucky motherfucker
by FuckmeKazuha January 27, 2022
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oatmeal pie face

boo boooatmeal pie face… sheree would not be the one to mess with
by thee bone collector November 5, 2022
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Oatmeal creampie

When you cum inside a person over the age of 65
I hooked up with this gilf the other night and gave her an oatmeal creampie
by DollFace07 March 17, 2023
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