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Holding the oatmeal

Another way of saying that you need to throw up/vomit but can’t because there is no where for you or someone to let it out. (The oatmeal part coming from that fact that oatmeal looks like vomit)
Ex1. Oh no... I think I’m gonna have to hold the oatmeal.

Ex2. Jenny needs to leave, now. She’s been holding the oatmeal.
by Someone odd July 6, 2019
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Oatmeal cream pie

When you pour oatmeal on a woman’s wet vagina and right before you cum you stick your dick inside of her pussy covered oatmeal, substituting the water used to make oatmeal with semen.
Yea Johnny got me good last night and gave me an oatmeal cream pie. So hot
by Derip September 21, 2020
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Oatmeal Lesbian

They are the kind that are super into yoga (but they don't where cute outfits and take the meditation portion real serious), only eat organic local food, where a side bag made of felt, where comfort clogs,and lastly they look like they eat a shit ton of oatmeal.
I saw this oatmeal lesbian I'd like to take out to the farmers market.
by cupcakeABC March 2, 2016
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charlotte oatmeal

A delicious breakfast treat that comes 6 to a pack and gets stuck in the inbound handlers.
"Hey! Old man Maur needs 18 Charlotte Oatmeals goddammit!"
by Roger Hogsmith February 6, 2025
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Oatmeal Creampie

To regurgitate into the female genitalia, and then proceed to ejaculate into said genitalia.
Brian: Yo did you hear? Brody and Sara had an oatmeal creampie!
Tony: Yeah man, he warned that he felt sick but she didn't care.
by XNarz November 30, 2020
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Oatmeal pizza

When you vomit, cum, and diarrhea all at once
Yo bro that girl was so hit I made an oatmeal pizza on the tile floor
by hurtcobain March 4, 2025
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