numptard

a numpty who is even more mentally incapacitated than usual

you're such a numptard.

by puTsch March 23, 2005

numptoid

Son of numpty (see numptey). Usually 4 - 7 years old

Margaret: "Craig is such a good father"
Peter: "Well sometimes he can be a bit of a numpty"
Margaret: "That's unkind. He loves his kids"
Peter: "Yeah. I just hope they don't turn into a bunch of numptoids."

by Pengle April 11, 2007

Numpy

The act of being naggy and grumpy at the same time.

My girlfriend got pissed at me and was acting all numpy

by Akwells January 22, 2016

Numpties

Trolls, but uglier

"Font seat's for people who haven't been kidnapped by fucking numpties"

by pseudonyyyyym May 5, 2018

Numbty

(n)A person who is absolutely useless at the task they are undertaking.

A person who is cannon fodder on any shoot em up.

by Aceformat December 15, 2003

numptington

A village where all numptys are located to bring up numptiods and numptwells usually triggering chavness throughtout the neighbourhood

Larry Burke : Oi Steve you going to pick your numptoids up in numptington tonight.

Steve: Yea just gotta wait for my numpty truck to get fixed

by NumptingtonSteve August 22, 2007

nimpty

a 'down grade' for numpty

meaning silly action, coment or idear

"you nimpty couldent you see that step"

"thats a bad idear you nimpty"

by impboy January 6, 2010