nuked spaghetti

the act of cooking restaurant grade spaghetti by microwaving it instead of boiling it. this is a half-ass way to make this meal and usually done when in a hurry or a minor way to get back at snobby customers.

cook 1: We got and order for a baked spaghetti and they always complain.

cook 2: Fuck that! I'll make some nuked spaghetti. The idiot won't be able to tell the difference.

by slacker cook November 14, 2009

Water nuke

When one male masturbates totally submerged in clear water and once he cums his seamen takes the shape of a mushroom cloud

Yo dude who left a water nuke in the hot tub

by Infected toe man April 21, 2015

Shit Nuked

when you destroy your pants when you shart or shit your pants and it completely ceeps through your clothing.

dude checked out that guy over by the drinking fountain he Shit Nuked his pants hahaha.

by Buzz KILLER February 17, 2013

Penis nuke

Penis nuke. Everyone will fucking die.

The penis nuke is a deadly weapon that was designed to kill everyone.

If you would like to survive, see "Ballsack bunker"

by Cxtfish September 5, 2021

Nuked a fish

The "oh so easy" it's almost subconscious act of consistently taking the piss out of something or someone.

Logical extension of "Shooting fish in a barrel".

Full title "Nuking fish in a paper barrel filled with Alien© blood acid".

Originators: P Finney & T Shearer

The act constant piss taking to a level where it is subconsious. For example, "I just nuked a fish" after the "Fish" doesn't even know it's happening.

by chunto March 4, 2011

nuke radio

That one radio on the internet that makes your eardrums bleed. Do not recommend.

person 1: hey do you like nuke radio?
person 2: dude i'm deaf
person 3: i just shoved a nuke up my pussy

by quinetn July 6, 2023

safety nuke

A Nuke with a rubber tip on top. (For safety purposes.)

“Hey Ricardo lets add safety nukes to our country” said Daniel

by MisterFisterAndHisTwelveBrickz January 23, 2018