purple-nozzled yogurt slinger

Penis.

"John Holmes had a huge purple nozzled yogurt slinger."

by x January 22, 2003

fo' rozzle my nozzle

white girl way to say " fo rizzle my nizzle" originated from a typing mistake that turned out to actually spell something.

"wow, ramen noodles are good"
" FO' ROZZLE MY NOZZLE!!! "

by Liz and Breanna April 4, 2005

Fo shizzle my nizzle nozzle

"I accept your offer of an explicit sexual act." (male recipient)

Offer:
"You is way fly, want to gets dis thang goin fo reelz?"
Response:
"Fo shizzle my nizzle nozzle."

by nozzroid April 4, 2013

Douche Nozzle

Someone who constantly tries to show intelligence with random facts. They think the facts are true but they are wrong.

Fred said" Did you you know Fargo ND is the closest state to the equator north of the rockies" when he says things like that he's such a douche nozzle.

by Big Dryp December 12, 2023

frouche nozzle

1.) a person's head (not head of your penis, the one above your neck)

2.) someone who is being such a fruity douche that the doucheyness is practically spraying from them like from a nozzle

person a: hey let me feel your head
person b: DON'T TOUCH MY FROUCHE NOZZLE

a: did you see the guy dancing by himself?
b: yeah he is such a frouche nozzle

by brendan carr-skies February 19, 2009

New Jersey Shower Nozzle

A duo act in which 2 people are a far distance away vertically. One then goes on said roof and ejaculates with a superb stream, it then lands directly on the other partner's forehead, relating to a shower nozzle.

"YO guess what?!" "me and keontay performed the New Jersey Shower Nozzle last night!" "It was Epic!"

by bighanky May 2, 2024

Douche Nozzle

A mythical three headed beast that exists within a workplace (usually an office) whose sole purpose for being is to verbally abuse and harass their manager, who try as he / she might, can never seem to do enough to stop them from breaking his spirit, day after day after (long and weary) day

On their own, any one of the three parts of a douche nozzle maketh an easily defeatable foe, but when combined (like Voltron), they form a truly unstoppable workplace bully

by Sergeant Boulder August 22, 2011