purple-nozzled yogurt slinger

Penis.

"John Holmes had a huge purple nozzled yogurt slinger."

by x January 22, 2003

fo' rozzle my nozzle

white girl way to say " fo rizzle my nizzle" originated from a typing mistake that turned out to actually spell something.

"wow, ramen noodles are good"
" FO' ROZZLE MY NOZZLE!!! "

by Liz and Breanna April 4, 2005

Fo shizzle my nizzle nozzle

"I accept your offer of an explicit sexual act." (male recipient)

Offer:
"You is way fly, want to gets dis thang goin fo reelz?"
Response:
"Fo shizzle my nizzle nozzle."

by nozzroid April 4, 2013

Douche Nozzle

n. german for "jackass." Pronounced fast with a heavy accent as "doshnozzle."

Tim is a real douche nozzle. He came and drank all our beer and left.

by superbubba October 20, 2009

nozzles

a way to describe NO!! without sounding too harsh. Pronounced no-z-ls, it is a feminine exclamation that can be used in a jocular manner or can be said with severity and get a guy to stop shagging you when you dont want it.
It must be said in a girly voice.

oh nozzles!! not my toes!!
oh nozzles, struan, i want chocolate cake!!
oh nozzles, im having sex!! NOZZLES!!!!

by Bugsy Scotland M January 19, 2008

brozzle nozzle

Deriving from the use of the slang word "brozz" (singular "brozzle") for a persons "bro's", the phrase "brozzle nozzle" is a reference to the male member. Obvious as it looks, it is the nozzle, scientific term penis, on any particular brozzle, scientific term male, so to speak.

Example 1-
Person A-Can someone please explain a belt-tuck to that guy?
Person B-I know dude, his brozzle nozzle is raging out of control!

Example 2-
He better watch out mowing the lawn without pants-might get his brozzle nozzle caught in the blades...

by Ander Pisker October 26, 2007

Douche Nozzle

The appendage portion of a liquid feminine hygene product. Often used as a derogatory term for utterly useless persons

Mz. Thugz is a douche nozzle.

by The stoutness September 28, 2008