Krunk Fungler

A Fungler is a person who masturbates using mushrooms. This can including hollowing out the stem of one of the bigger types of mushrooms and thrusting one's cock in it, or various other methods.

Krunk is an adjective for things that are like super chronic or have been going on for a very long time.

There are two ways one can define Krunk Fungler.

1. A Chronic Fungler, eg. one who has masturbated with mushrooms for years and years.

2. A Fungler (mushroom fucker) who often edges.

These definitions are not mutually exclusive of course

Philbert: Hey is Ethan coming to Longhorn Steakhouse with us tonight?
Johnny "Bilge Suit" Blenderman: Nah man you know that motherfucker is a Krunk Fungler, he's been locked in his room with a pack of portobellos and Toadette r34 for weeks now.

by definitlynotakrunkfungler April 12, 2024

get krunk

to get down to a song

A: you should listen to TiO by Zayn, I feel like you could totally get krunk to it!

by PIIIZZZZAAAA February 5, 2018

Krunking

Krunking is when a person shoots a thick, creamy paste. The only way to get the gooey paste off is by going to doge land river and washing it off

Me and the boys where krunking on this doge

by Pizza0967 November 26, 2021

krunked

The act of being so drunk that you think you are Kronk from the Emperors New Groove

Dude I was so Krunked last night i started singing my own theme song and making spinach puffs for Kuzco

by Handsome.pete November 8, 2019

krunked

being so high and drunk you are slurring your words around 11 p.m, cross-eyed while stuffing your face with food and not really caring what kind of food it is and bragging about it the next morning

dude, i was so hammered last night... i was krunked!

by fufuhjm,udfhm,fifu,fduyjtyje April 8, 2019

Krunk

To cum and poo at the same time Leaving a mess almost the same colours of a melted kinda egg.

Antoine: yo I just did a krunk everywhere
Benjy: let me lick it

Antoine: course there more coming

by Blaze123 April 12, 2020

Krunked

Getting black out drunk by consuming entire large cups/cup of hard Vodka. The Word originating from a man nicknamed Kuyk who got black out drunk from said Definition.

David got Krunked after downing a whole cup of hard Vodka

by Mark 2 Raygun February 2, 2022