Hym "Democracy except the value of your vote was directly proportionate to the size of your dick! So, 5 inches you get 5 points. 8 inches? 8 points. And if you're a woman you get between -3 and -5. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'But Hym! ThAt'S nOt FaIr! WoMeN dOn'T gEt A vOtE' But you only think that because your brains are dumb. Women would have to vote by either NOT voting OR they would have to vote AGAINST the person they don't want to win. A perfectly fair system! Admit it. You didn't think of that. See? Dumb brains. Your brains are dumb. But THIS is TRUE democracy! This is my perfect system! I called it: DICKMOCRACY! 100,000× Better than democracy!"
by Hym Iam March 19, 2023
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by anon136 March 7, 2015
Get the Democracy mug.A psuedo-random coined by President Biden's address to American Public on the Israel-Palestine and Ukraine-Russia conflicts to describe "tools of ethnic cleansing of (mostly women and children) civilian populations, because the adult military age males have all been turned into human shrapnel by the military industrial complex, headed by BlackRock, Raytheon and Lockheed Martin's profiteering war machine, as part of America's undisputed role as World Police, escalating foreign conflicts in countries that hate them, using their for previous usage of their "Arsenal of Democracy".
The American "Arsenal of Democracy" Indiscriminately slaughter an estimated 150,000 - 300,000 innocent civilians during the unjustified and unprovoked Iraq War and WMD false-pretense, as a response to the World Trade Centre 911 Attacks, where sitting President Bush didn't take geography, and blamed the wrong country, and then became the most prestigious war criminal in the 21st century.
by sane-person-in-a-crazy-world October 19, 2023
Get the Arsenal of Democracy mug.Trump lost by 7 million votes, filed over 50 lawsuits and lost all of them, and was rejected by the Supreme Court twice. This is NOT DEMOCRACY!!!
by causticAnatomy December 13, 2020
Get the democracy mug.Democracy is a form of government where people have the opportunity to participate in politics at all levels e.g voting for their own government. They will choose a government who will make decisions on their behalf and rely on the president and representatives to create decisions in their best interests. Presidential elections (USA) take place every 4 years and General election (UK) takes place every 5 years. The next presidential/General election is taking place in 2024 for both countries.
Democracy Is an effective form of government which provides fairness as the public have the right to have a say in who should run the country next.
by UltimateDoge July 11, 2021
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by redsdeadgaming September 18, 2025
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Democrat: YOU ARE A THREAT TO DEMOCRACY YOU BIGOT WHITE SUPREMACIST KKK HOMOPHOBE RACIST TRUMP SUPPORTER!1!1
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