A Jewish Mario is when one takes a deuce in their hand and smears some of the fecal matter across the recipients face then take the rest of the fudge and put it on the crown of their head to form a kippa thus completing the transformation
Dude last night this girl asked me to give her a Jewish Mario!
Did you?!
Of course she's at temple now and were getting pizza after!
Haha I see what you did there she's Italian and Jewish.
Did you?!
Of course she's at temple now and were getting pizza after!
Haha I see what you did there she's Italian and Jewish.
by PALE THUNDAR October 29, 2013
Where the girl hocks a lugi before and/or while performing oral on a male. Making flem noises during the entire blow job experiance. Simalar to the Jew's language, Hebrew.
by RueQeal July 20, 2010
Refers to the judging a womans looks on a scale of 1 to 10. A Jewish 10 is a 2 with 8 million Dollars.
by Reb Schmuel April 06, 2011
The act of lodging your nose up a woman’s vagina while she farts down your mouth as she is sitting on your face.
by Garzie June 24, 2018
by Hugo TopsynKretts February 20, 2017
Person 1: Hey Person 2, did you hear about Finkelstein at the Jason Derulo concert last Saturday?
Person 2: No Person 1, what happened?
Person 1: Oh man, the guy was black out drunk off of just three beers! Yelling, playing air guitar, and bumping into anything, even if it wasn't remotely in his path.
Person 2: Wow, kid must have a Jewish Liver or something.
Person 2: No Person 1, what happened?
Person 1: Oh man, the guy was black out drunk off of just three beers! Yelling, playing air guitar, and bumping into anything, even if it wasn't remotely in his path.
Person 2: Wow, kid must have a Jewish Liver or something.
by JewChainz February 06, 2014
My Jewish friend is unique . My Jewish friend rarely gossips. Has a "light" yet caring attitude and is fair almost all of the time.
by Chrystal Cooper January 25, 2022