Jewish Dave is a Jewish lad who who is 1/16 Jewish and uses the powers he gained at Jew camp as well as the Jew tool fight hoes and thots
by Gamerman69 October 9, 2019
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Person 2: No Person 1, what happened?
Person 1: Oh man, the guy was black out drunk off of just three beers! Yelling, playing air guitar, and bumping into anything, even if it wasn't remotely in his path.
Person 2: Wow, kid must have a Jewish Liver or something.
Person 2: No Person 1, what happened?
Person 1: Oh man, the guy was black out drunk off of just three beers! Yelling, playing air guitar, and bumping into anything, even if it wasn't remotely in his path.
Person 2: Wow, kid must have a Jewish Liver or something.
by JewChainz February 5, 2014
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Julie was complaining about the gas money she has to spend to get to my house so I gave her the old Jewish Squeegee.
by MountainMan379 July 21, 2009
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"Hey Mike, is that Jewish Cartel?" asked Chris "HOLY SHIT ITS JEWISH CARTEL!" Mike yelled.
"JC SHIT" saying of the Jewish Cartel people.
"JC SHIT" saying of the Jewish Cartel people.
by Whipqin December 24, 2021
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Dylan: Yo Buddy get off Tinder!
Jewish Ben: I’m not on tinder! I have a gf.
Dylan: sure bro but ur also a denying been a Jew. It’s okay we love you.
Jewish Ben: I’m not on tinder! I have a gf.
Dylan: sure bro but ur also a denying been a Jew. It’s okay we love you.
by Heyitsurboicocksucker69 June 6, 2021
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Patron walking into a bar in downtown NYC: “Aye I’m thirsty, could I get one Jewish champagne?”
Bartender: “Coming right up!”
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Person walking into a house party in Maryland: “Aye I’m thirsty, could I get one Jewish champagne?”
Person at the house party: “The fuck you talking about?”
Patron walking into a bar in downtown NYC: “Aye I’m thirsty, could I get one Jewish champagne?”
Bartender: “Coming right up!”
Scenario 2:
Person walking into a house party in Maryland: “Aye I’m thirsty, could I get one Jewish champagne?”
Person at the house party: “The fuck you talking about?”
by Willy Soul October 12, 2023
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