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Jewish hat

After performing sexual intercourse with a female. The male removes the latex condom and pulls it over the top of his head like a yamaka. With the used rubber on his head he is performing the act of wearing a Jewish hat.
“After fucking the shit out of my girlfriend last night. I put on a Jewish hat as my crown of sexual victory”
by U_Luv_Boobs July 31, 2020
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Jewish Squeegee

The act of rewarding your partner by ejaculating on her face and then wiping it clean with dollar bills.
Julie was complaining about the gas money she has to spend to get to my house so I gave her the old Jewish Squeegee.
by MountainMan379 July 21, 2009
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jewish bankruptcy

Burning down your business for the insurance money
He had himself a Jewish Bankruptcy, and now he is retired
by Hugo TopsynKretts February 19, 2017
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Jewish Wasted

When someone is get krunk off top shelf liquor while everyone else is drinking "poor mans beer"
Sally walks into the party and notices that David is sippin on grey goose out of crystal glasswear while everyone else at his party is holding solo cups with milwaukee's best from the keg! She says, David you're Jewish Wasted!!!!
by laserv September 10, 2011
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jewish dave

Jewish Dave is a Jewish lad who who is 1/16 Jewish and uses the powers he gained at Jew camp as well as the Jew tool fight hoes and thots
Jewish Dave used the power of the Jew tool to open that stlth pod
by Gamerman69 October 9, 2019
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jewish shuffle

The jewish shuffle is what a guy does when it's time to pay his share of the bill and can't seem to locate his wallet. Instead of producing the cash he begins patting himself down and exhibits a dumb look on his face while explaining that he can't find his wallet. This is usually followed by him asking his friends to knock out his share of the bill.
Shit! That sorry bum Trevor just busted out with the Jewish Shuffle after we ordered food at Burger King. His broke ass never has any cash!
by Gatemouth brown January 4, 2018
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Jewish Friend

My Jewish friend has always treated me as kindly as my own mom.
My Jewish friend is unique . My Jewish friend rarely gossips. Has a "light" yet caring attitude and is fair almost all of the time.
by Chrystal Cooper January 25, 2022
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