Front wiper

A man that whips from the back of his crack towards his nutsack after taking a shit. Can also be known as shit nuts.

“Fuck me did you get stuck talking to that bloke about water proofing as well? Bloke was such a front wiper”

by Tigerred July 7, 2020

Side Wiper

A person who stands up horizontally in the direction of the toilet to wipe their own ass.

As I was washing my hands, I heard the sound of the man pulling out sheets of toilet paper to perform the side wipe and notated that his shoes were pointing away from the direction of the toilet. I found it both quite odd and disturbing and in no way shape, manner, or form condone the behavior of a side wiper.

by The dumper jumper February 14, 2023

Standing wiper

A Dude who stands up and wipes there ass after shitting; similar to preferring Shittin in Da Shower then rather Pissin in Da Shower; a person who should find help at a mental institution

Logan: I Heard Joey is a Standing Wiper
Adrian: WTF, bro is crazy he should find help
Me: Real

by FlippinNuts9000 October 9, 2023

Lootbox Wiper

A "Lootbox Wiper" is a group of players on ecpe factions that are known for wiping everyone in /pvp.

Lootboxwipers have zero comp.
Litterly zero competition.

A lootbox wiper is a ecpe king that runs everybody,for example ugniuxas2005

by acertainswerve December 10, 2023

windscreen wiper

licking semen off your cheeks

“that guy is a total windscreen wiper”

by Aaron Connolly July 28, 2023

Windshield Wiper Face

During oral sex a man pulls his erect penis out of his partners mouth and proceeds to use it as a saliva and/or semen wiper back and forth across his partners entire face in an (erotic) attempt to wipe his partners face.

Guy 1 - "This chick I really like is a Windshield Wiper Face"

Guy 2 - "You mean good blowjob's?"

Guy 1 - "She had me do the windshield wiper to her face so many times during oral sex last night that that I lost count!"
Guy 2 - "She's a keeper!"

by ThatsNiceMN December 4, 2020

Windshield Wiper

When you have a girl and two boys and you start whipping your flaccid dick on a girls face and whoever gets hard first looses. The looser has to watch the other guy get a blowjob.

She wanted me and another boy to windshield wiper him and I won and the other man said he was blue balled for 3 hours.

by Stumanji_10 February 16, 2021