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no offense

Term which is used after a sentence which was obviously meant to cause harm to someone.
Chris: Hey, what's up you dirty, ugly ass motherfucker! Hope your mother gets burnt on a stake. Dirty whore she is.

Chris: No offense, though.

Lenn: What the fuck?
by io;kj January 15, 2021
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Offensive wealth

One who uses an affluent disposition to excuse and/or justify a condescending nature.
“I find her authoritarian perspective to be uncouth and vulgar and her offensive wealth to be a great imposition. Yikes. Her wealth is frightening.”
by Jaythereal December 14, 2022
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Limp Dick Offensive

I want to make one called "The limp dick offensive"
When a guy can't get it up in bed and you tell all his friends then post something on urban dictionary about it
Damn! You must have been pissed about the wet offensive to pull a limp dick offensive
by whodoyouthinkstoopid May 21, 2011
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self-offense

The opposite of self-defense.
"It's not self-defense, it's self-offense." Cobra Kai, Johnny Lawrence
by self-offense January 23, 2024
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Offensive coordinator

Must be a decent job if you don't try to get a female to let you touch her ties without asking first, all because you're the offensive coordinator for the such and such team.
Damn, the guy was an offensive coordinator, everything was coming his way, then he goes to Mexico and gets fired for groping someone there. There must be something else wrong with a vacation like that.
by Snowboy Jr. December 17, 2022
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offense intended

The opposite of "no offense"
It's what you say right before insulting somebody to let him know your insult is intentional and that you mean every word of it too
^ No offense, but you support racist immigration policies, and I don't respect that
> Yeah, well, offense intended: I screw your Salvadoran girlfriend behind your back, and she loves it. So take that, you cuckolded little B
^ Hey, what the hell!
by thurb April 16, 2023
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offensively tan

When someone chooses to get a tan so dark that it becomes offensive to Hispanics and African Americans.
Tanner: I'm going to get a tan today.
*tanner comes out of tanning salon*

Friend:damn girl, you're so tan. You're like "offensively tan" I'm so jells.
by Fancypanski February 24, 2014
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