Going to Narnia

Dude, I'm going to Narnia
What the fuck man, you're gonna screw that chick?

I went to Narnia the other night.
Did you see the creatures in the forest?

by The Chinese Chicken October 29, 2009

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Narnian

Enlightened former-hippies (or hippies in disguise) who love all the beauty in the world and love themselves for also being so beautiful, not to mention supercool--definitely cooler than you are. They only eat local organic food unless it has blessed by Michael Kang or somebody of similar stature amongst the Burning Man community. With the obvious exception of shaking their little white booties, Yoga is typically their only physical activity. Sometimes a few hours a week with a hula hoop is not uncommon because they picked up the habit awhile back and just love the rhythm. Their typical garb may include a leather chest guard and/or doe antlers strapped to their face. An amazing personality is a must and a substantial bank account to pay for their wardrobe and keen affinity towards the ingestion of extracurricular substances is typically standard. They used to like lame jam bands when they were younger, stupider and more innocent, but now that they have been enlightened, music of choice has to have a sick dance beat because what's better than a sweaty old dance party. Except now you don't have to worry about getting whipped in the face by wookie dreadlocks and there are actually attractive people of the opposite sex around, so of course if you're beautiful, you only want to be around other beautiful people.

There are two objects that are essential in every narnian's toolkit:
1) a crystal which they use as their sole advisor about what their life pursuit should be and always keeps the finest tour memories fresh. Like when they were peaking during that killer Simple > Fluffhead jammy at the Gorge in 97 during the most amazing sunset ever. Those evasive UFOs had done the trick again and that bubbie they snuck in was packed wish a fresh bowl pack of the headiest Bubble Gum nuggets.
2) pixie dust to keep the bad vibes and ugly people away (figuratively and literally). wanna-be Narnians sometimes confuse glitter with pixie dust, but you can't just pick up pixie dust at your local drug store. It can only be purchased at an unlisted organic grocery in two cities: Boulder and Berkeley. Unless you've been to Burning Man or know somebody whose been to Burning Man, you will never be able to find these stores, so don't even try.

A Narnian can be a noun, or can be used as an adjective to describe those who exhibit traits of a Narnian.

Wow, check out that Narnian chick with that peacock helmet.

by Hot Karl K July 26, 2008

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narnge

The area right below the butt cheek.

Not only was his taint sore, but Adam chaffed his narnge on a long bike ride.

That chick's jeans were so low, I thought I was going to see narnge!

by cjscott November 6, 2008

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narnenar!

A random catch phrase equivalent to: "Burn!", "Bam!", "Hiyooo", "Zing!", "Slam!", "Dry!", all combined.
The phrase is not needed to be said by the person who has just insulted, offended or somehow taught a lesson to the other. In fact, 'narnenar!' is quite better when used by a person nearby.
Just as well, 'narnenar!' can be used as 'narne-narr?', in case an attempted insult makes no sense at all or is introduced with a flurry of stuttering and shames the person just as easily as it would regularly.

Dude1. "I was with yo mama last night."
Dude2. "You dont even know my Mom's name."
Dude1. "Well obviously, she was screaming MY name."
Dude3. "Narnenar!"

Dude1. "Oh yeah, well, if my Mom does the sucking, then your dad sucks me off just as we-ll?"
Dude3. "Narne-narr?"
Dude2. "Dude, I know my Dads gay, why are you into that stuff. Most uncool."

by ¨¯ick.K June 26, 2007

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