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You're Muted Again

When your wife starts to treat you like a Zoom panel and tells you mid-argument when she's sick of listening to you, "You're muted again," and simply walks away.
"Darling, have you seen your AMEX bill lately?"

"Sweetie, you're muted again."
by JaVonni Brustow May 30, 2021
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Mute

Ex 1:
Kid 1: "Yo I'm throwing a party at my mom's house this weekend"

Kid 2: "No cap, thats a clip"

Kid 1: "Fr, but keep it muted"

Ex 2:

"Yo I got mad feelings for Emma, but keep that shit mute."
by QuantumBogoSort February 29, 2024
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Muteli

In Georgia if a girl has exceptionally beautiful eyes you would say, I like your muteli. This is used commonly as small talk.
Wow you have such an amizing muteli.
Thanks.
by Kacuri Kaci November 5, 2021
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Mute Stroker

A term to describe a person who likes to mute people in chat servers for no reason or gets pleasure out of muting people.
Chat Server Mod: *mutes someone for no reason*
Person 1: Why do you like muting people for no reason?!
Person 2: Because he is a Mute Stroker.
by TheDestroyer9000 (Someone) April 15, 2019
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the mutes

4 new wave grunge rock and rollers from san diego
"the mutes have taken over me body"
by fan July 11, 2003
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MUTE main

Oh shit, mute mains are sgit at the game
by Volcanic_whale23 October 24, 2020
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Reverse-mute

Have you ever muted the TV during the commercials, only to unleash your wife's blabbering about some subject you couldn't care less about? I mean, commercials are annoying, but your wife puts them to shame. Well, you can't tell your wife to shut up, we all know how that ends, but what you can do is "reverse-mute" her.

The way the reverse-mute works is, just as your wife starts to really unload on the blabber, you un-mute the TV and jack up the volume to a level she can't compete with. In effect, you are silencing her because she can't compete with the loud TV.

As soon as she realizes the TV is too loud to compete with, she'll shut the hell up. At that point you mute the TV again and once again you have silence.
An annoying commercial had just kicked in on the TV, so I muted it. My wife took this as a license to tell me about some stupid movie she watched last night. Blah, blah, blah blah. On and on about the movie. Finally, I had enough, so I resorted to the reverse-mute at full volume. Not being able to compete, she finally shut up and we had peace and harmony again.
by Del Ritchie February 17, 2022
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