A description of a woman's breasts after undergoing a very poorly executed breast enhancement surgery, resulting in nipples that face in different directions - a la the deceased actor, Marty Feldman's eyes.
"She must have had her boob job done on the cheap. She went in for a D-cup and ended up with a Marty Feldman."
by V_T June 2, 2008
Get the marty feldman mug.Shit. "Morty" is another word for shit, and can be used in many contexts, including talking about your bowel movements.
"You're both peices of Morty and I can prove it mathematically"
Rick: "I gotta go take a biiiiig faatt morty" Morty: "Aww jeez rick"
Rick: "I gotta go take a biiiiig faatt morty" Morty: "Aww jeez rick"
by thislittlepoopypantsishungry June 14, 2018
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Also used like: Martydom Gifter or Martydom Gift Dropper
Definition:
1. One who sharts, farts, queefs, or shits before leaving someone's presence as a "gift".
2. To fart before walking away from someone.
3. To leave an unflushed shit in the toilet filter; causing the toilet to spew out brown water.
4. To earn the title of noob in Call Of Duty 4 for repeatedly killing someone with a granade after you die.
Also used like: Martydom Gifter or Martydom Gift Dropper
Definition:
1. One who sharts, farts, queefs, or shits before leaving someone's presence as a "gift".
2. To fart before walking away from someone.
3. To leave an unflushed shit in the toilet filter; causing the toilet to spew out brown water.
4. To earn the title of noob in Call Of Duty 4 for repeatedly killing someone with a granade after you die.
1. "Damn... that man..... he is a martydom gifter.
2. "I just farted as I walked away from that prick. I would like to consider myself a martydom gifter.
3. "HA.. I just left my martydom gift in the church's tiolet."
4. "THAT MOTHER FUCKING MARTYDOM GIFTER HAS KILLED ME FORTY TIMES IN ONE ROUND!"
2. "I just farted as I walked away from that prick. I would like to consider myself a martydom gifter.
3. "HA.. I just left my martydom gift in the church's tiolet."
4. "THAT MOTHER FUCKING MARTYDOM GIFTER HAS KILLED ME FORTY TIMES IN ONE ROUND!"
by nastynutsac June 9, 2009
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Get the Morty Smith mug.Low-budget porno actor from the 1990's. Films featured male-on-male sexual acts including "rimjobs". Much controversy was derived from the underground video clip which surfaced in Seattle in 1993 of Murry and a group of college students playing the fraternity game "limp biscuit". Murry was quoted as saying "MMM tastes like chicken" after voluntering to eat the soaked pastery.
John:"Dude, come over to my house later-i got a new Paris Hilton porno!"
Bill:"I bet she's got more diseases than Sam Murry."
Bill:"I bet she's got more diseases than Sam Murry."
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Get the Sam Murry mug.A group of people who dedicate their lives to partying. They will go to every extreme to make the party better and more memorable. They generally gather to play music in their spare time spreading the party spirit. They normally play punk rock with a mixture of ska and funk. They will regularly travel from venues to houses bringing the party wherever they go. They will inevitably die for the purpose of the parties to continue.
"Those Party Martyrs really Giver'."
"I like punk rock and I love the Party Martyrs."
"Edmonton!? Thats the home city of the Party Martyrs!"
"I like punk rock and I love the Party Martyrs."
"Edmonton!? Thats the home city of the Party Martyrs!"
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