Multibate

Multibate is a derivative from 'multitask' and 'masterbate' in which a busy person on the go may not have time to 'masterbate' as they have no time to fit this into thier already hectic schedule. So they perform both tasks at the same time. Thus resorting to multibating.

Buisness man john is at work furiously trying to create a report on the financial risks of spread betting. As the tension gets to him he figures he needs to relieve himself then and there. So he 'multibates' at his desk i.e masterbating while writing his report.

by Deathcrusher4000 February 23, 2005

malthius

To have a large ego

Get rid of your Malthius

by Anonymous July 20, 2003

Multi-purpose best boy

The one boy who will take on any role in a girl's life. Usually an attempt to be unofficially a permanent part of her life.
When you're taken, he often is the best guy friend.
When you're dating a loser, he breaks you both up.
When there's trouble, he's the big brother.
When you're single, he will often date you as long as you have no one. Occasionally can turn into very intense flirting.

Can be sexy, kind, funny, talented, stylish, passionate, romantic, even adoring or very attractive.
Quite often is charming and extremely kind but has a low chance of being married due to a complex issue in his life.
Every girl needs a multi-purpose best boy.

Girl: My ex is being so mean!
Boy: I'll kick his ass! You just go get dressed up pretty and we'll go to the mall. When your ex is around, you can be clingy to make him jealous! Deal, sweets?
Girl: Oh yeah! I'll make sure I look really nice for him to see us in public!*I love my multi-purpose best boy!*
Boy: That's better! I'll spike my hair so we look good together. Hold on babe. :D
Girl 2: OMG! I need a guy like that!!!
Boy: I'm her multi-purpose boy so I'm taken!

by ArcticIceAngelFlames April 6, 2011

mulch pile

when a person takes a shit and doesn't wipe their ass good and the shit dries on it

Man I was gonna lick her ring but she had a mulch pile.

by perversed1 May 13, 2005

Mulholland

(Verb) The action of handing over money to someone in order for them to go to the bar to buy a round so that you dont have to get up out of your chair.

"It's my round but I will Mulholland you"

by Thermopolis P. Wildebeast December 3, 2009

multi-tool

Someone who is beyond the concept of moron. Is so mentally challenged that they cannot even be called a "spanner". They are instead called by so many tools that it needs to be encompaased by several tools at once.

"Dude, you are such a multi-tool."
"A what?"
"You just proved my point."

by Friedrich February 22, 2003

Mulkhasi

Mulkhasi is a word that can be used to make things sound nasty originated from David Mulkhasi with the worst charicteristics of a person.

1. Shit I steped in some Mulkhasi.
2. Don't Bust a Mulkhasi plz.
3. Thats such a Mulkhasi
4. She looks like a Mulkhasi

by The Cr3w May 25, 2006