moses nosedive

moe'zes noze'dive (n).

1.) A sweet skateboard trick, in which an individual places the skateboard on his/her chest in mid-air and parts the air with his/her hands.

2.) A proposition of sorts involving the parting of limbs to reveal an opportunity of biblical proportions.

see: cunnillingus, no hand abraham

1.) I started my vert run with a 720 Madonna, then I went straight into the Moses Nosedive.

2.) Her legs parted like the red sea, so I gave her the moses nosedive.

by strathosphere November 20, 2010

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Flying Moses

A dance move in which a person's arms and legs are simultaneously doing the same, spazzy movements.

Jamie: Woah, Dude what is he doing?

Bill: That, my friend, is the Flying Moses.

by Donchico February 25, 2014

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Spread Moses

Spreading the butt cheeks like moses parted the red sea.

"I made my girlfriend bend over and spread moses last night".

by Lunaeca August 09, 2012

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Dirty Moses

When three guys are peeing in urinals and the two guys on the outside piss on the guy in the middle.

Moses parted the ocean and then closed it on the bad guys.

Guys, I just got hit with a dirty Moses and now I smell.

I think we should hit this guy with a dirty Moses.

by TaquavionTavuis March 01, 2022

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