A Scott Moment 

When you take a photo with your friend, and your friend looks good, but you don't.

*looking at photo together in review*
"Omg I look so bad! That was a Scott moment"

A Scott Moment by Girlumustbetrippin May 7, 2017

Oh Shit Moment 

Oh Shit Moments are moments where you realize the magnitude of the situation you are in.

There are various Oh Shit Moments in history, like in The French Revolution.

1. *In war, surrounded by enemies*
“And this my dear comrades, is an Oh Shit Moment.”

2. Wearing pants that are slightly see though on accident.

Oh Shit Moment by Borneostellarus January 31, 2020

Sponge Moment 

When you insult someone very personally because you couldn’t take a joke. Can also be called by pulling a Sponge

Jokester: You’re fat
Sponge Momenter: That’s why yo mama dead
Person: You pulled a sponge

Sponge Moment by NotAdo April 19, 2020

Shalev Moment 

A moment that happens after you plan to hang out with your friend but a when the time hits he will turn out sleeping and not answer the .phone

"yo this nibba not answering the phone"
"yea i'd call that a Shalev Moment"

Shalev Moment by specc November 2, 2020

Spendorf Moment 

A spendorf moment is when someone does such a fucking dumbass thing in parasite zeta.

Someone: *gets spawned at minute 2
Everyone: "spendorf moment"

Spendorf Moment by DarkHallowed December 6, 2020

Spit moment 

A female girl who wants to have a threesome with Pit from Kid Iccarus and Izor. She is double autistic and a believer in furry rights.

Are furries even that bad?

Spit moment

Spit moment by MslowbroX January 10, 2021

Sage moment 

A retarded statement

Having little value

Can result in loss of brain cells

Wow that was a sage moment

Sage moment by Julie sumner June 20, 2021