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lawyer morty

Someone who is not, in fact a lawyer, but rather, someone who is kept around because he is fun.
Also someone who is very proud of their Pog collection
Lawyer Morty: *Whispering*

Morty: What? N-no I don't wanna see your pog collection.
by Ivysauce August 25, 2017
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Anti-mosity

A state of mental fatigue where animosity, grudges, and general negativity are let go simply due to exhaustion.
Look, I'm too tired to keep arguing with you. Let's just let it go and enjoy some anti-mosity for a change.
by JaredfromSubwayBruh November 2, 2018
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Go Monty

To “go Monty” on someone means to quickly lower someone to the ground, grab that person’s head and shove your dick into their mouth. This refers to a specific scene in the show ‘13 reasons why’ (season 3 episode 5). Typically used as a threat.
Bro I swear to god I’m gonna go Monty on you.
by Wilson party September 21, 2019
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Doing a Morty

When you instantly cum and scream « Oh jeez » as she pulls down your spongebob underwear.
I was gonna go down on him, but he did a Morty all over my face.

I’m scared of doing a Morty when I see Jessica tonight.
by Impsimp November 30, 2020
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monty

Common name given to British Military genius, Field Marshall Bernard Law Montgomery, 1st Viscount Montgomery of Alamein (and of Hindhead).


Monty outwitted Erwin Rommel, the "Desert Fox" at El Alamein, and won WWII in North Africa.
by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004
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Moily

A term used to describe someone who is both "moist" and "oily." While its most common use is by far in reference to ass juices, it can also be used to describe someone's face in a degrading or demeaning way.
That girl is so moily. Ew.
by rectumraider69 May 19, 2010
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moigy

Hagawo is really moigy
by ♡Amba♡ January 20, 2022
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