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Someone who is not, in fact a lawyer, but rather, someone who is kept around because he is fun.
Also someone who is very proud of their Pog collection
Lawyer Morty: *Whispering*

Morty: What? N-no I don't wanna see your pog collection.
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by Ivysauce August 25, 2017
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