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Michelle Flaherty

The quirky female protagonist, known as the band geek in the original "American Pie" series. Michelle is played by Alyson Hannigan and deserves an Oscar for her performance as this lovable flute-toting band dork.

She is a fun and loving character, who is well-remembered by her amazing personality and fairly good looks. Besides the fact that she plays the flute, Michelle is also socially awkward (possible case of Aspergers Syndrome) and loves talking about her stories at band camp, by constantly starting a conversation with "This one time, at band camp.....".

Everyone wants a friend like Michelle.
Michelle Flaherty: Oh and this one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy
Jim Levenstein: (spits out his drink) Excuse me?!
Michelle Flaherty: What? You don't think I know how to get myself off? Hell, that's what half of band camp is, sex ed.
(brief pause)
Michelle Flaherty: (getting horny) So are we going to screw soo? Cause I'm getting kind of ansy.
by Simplistic Seth July 11, 2012
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Micheal

Micheal is truly the man's man. A truly well rounded individual capable of drinking large amount of alcohol, loving women roughly(and tenderly), know massive amounts of knowledge, and is talents at many, many things. Most people refer to Micheal as the baddest mutha fucka on the planet. They are correct in this assumption.
I was having a shitty time, and them Micheal showed up, stole my girl, drank all my beer, and showed me how to party like a real man.
by Khep August 14, 2009
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Micheal

That is such a "Micheal"
by Swagggins September 20, 2017
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Michelada

Ingredients:

1 ice cold Mexican beer (dark is better)
coarse salt (for the rim)
1/4 cup fresh lime juice
1-2 dashes of hot chile sauce (such as Tabasco, Tapatio or Cholula)
1 dashes of soy sauce
1 dashes worchestshire sauce
beer mug or large glass (chilled if possible)
Ice
lime wedge for garnish

Burns going in and out.
Damn, he ordered a Michelada right up the ass when he bet me on that Vikings and Jets game.
by JeffMorgan October 14, 2010
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Moocher

1) Someone who won't leave you the fuck alone until you give them something for free.

2)A hobo who bugs someone for change
1)That hobo's a damn moocher.

2)If that moocher doesn't leave me alone, I'm going to kick his ass
by Jim-Bob May 2, 2003
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mooche

verb

To mooche around, to drift around in a very laid-back passive manner,
to mooche around the house; mall; search engines looking for definitions of obscure words
by buon_ombra June 21, 2009
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michelobe ultra

Pussy beer. It's for golfers and queers.
"Let's get some michelobe ultra"

"Yeah, right after I powder my pussy... Queer."
by Vikingtechnologi April 22, 2014
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