Mixer Upper

A person who purposefully sends mixed signals to confuse you regarding their true feelings and motivations.

Amy: What’s up?

Juan: I’m trying to figure out WTF is up with Lola. Yesterday she said she liked me and wanted to hook up tonight, but today she’s ghosting me.

Amy: Lola should be on a HGTV show called Mixer Upper.

by builtforspeed July 25, 2018

wash the mixer

Typically a term used on building sites when it's time to start cleaning up for the day.

I need to get out of here, so starting to wash the mixer.

by nolovinmcgovern February 24, 2017

bedroom mixer

A person who likes techno and dance music and the art of the DJ who can seamlessly and creatively mix tracks together. The person typically has a DJ set up of two record/CD decks in their bedroom where they try to emulate (and usually fail) to recreate that art form.

John is buying some new records in town today, he wont come out tonight as he'll be doing his bedroom mixer routine with them.

by simonjblake October 23, 2018

freak mixer

A person who mixes random stuff from the fridge that could either taste good or bad

Dont let him near the fridge his a freak mixer

by LTDZ April 21, 2018

Mud Mixer

The last dude in a gangbang who is mixing all the other dude’s cum together.

Bro I can’t believe you were the Mud Mixer last night!

by Mud Mixing Champ June 12, 2025

baby mixer

makes baby mix for the baby oven

lets make a baby with your baby mixer

by dickweeddobbler November 7, 2022

triple shot mixer

Same as a double shot mixer but with period blood thrown in. So as well as cumming in each other's mouths it's done when a woman has her period, then they kiss to mix all three fluids and swallow.

Kev and I tried a triple shot mixer. It was better than a double shot mixer because my blood made it taste more metallic.

by Natalie Milf September 27, 2018