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Have you heard of the Socratic paradox? That's some matrix shit right there.
by PapaPe June 29, 2020
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Matrix Flip

A combination of LSD, Psilocybin Mushrooms, DXM (preferably freebase powder, hbr or polistrex is very dirty feeling, and drinking cough medicine sucks. Can also be substituted with another dissociative like ketamine or MXE, but a traditional Matrix Flip involves DXM freebase) and then, while peaking on all three, blast off on DMT. First, you take the LSD. An hour later, you take the mushrooms (I prefer brewing them in to tea while waiting on the acid to kick in, add some honey, delicious.) And wash down the DXM freebase with the mushroom tea. After about an hour, you’ll be primed to Matrix Flip repeatedly for the next 4-6 hours. Just blast DMT at-will at that point.
We went camping and Matrix Flipped under the stars, it was as if this universe didn’t even exist, we were all coexisting in a different dimension as one entity of consciousness.
by MRANDERSON AKA JAY March 9, 2021
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Matrix Syndrome

Matrix Syndrome is a mental disorder in which the illusion of our constructed reality is shattered usually through redpills. Suffers generally contract this disorder through research of how our ancestors lived, and how we are meant to live. Symptoms include hopelessness, depression, feeling as if the sufferer is mentally ill or everyone else around them is, the feeling that everything in the world is fake, and total disconnection from popular culture.

This syndrome seems to primarily affect Millennials and Generation Z, specifically males. It is currently unknown whether it affects females of the same age group or members of other age groups.

Current experimental treatments include talking with like-minded people (primarily other sufferers of Matrix Syndrome or people sympathetic) and homesteading.

While similar to being what is called "blackpilled" (where all hope is lost) the key difference is the hopefulness a person suffering from Matrix Syndrome feels if things go back to a previous way of life.

The name Matrix Syndrome was chosen as a reference to the 1999 film 'The Matrix' where the main character becomes "awake" to the fact that his reality is constructed through a red pill. The illusion of the false reality is shattered leading to the events of the film.
Josh: Nothing makes sense anymore man. Why does anyone care about pop culture bs
Jose: It sounds like you have Matrix Syndrome... honestly same
by Joshua MM March 31, 2022
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Matrix attack

It's not a fucking Matrix attack Jesus Christ ate you motherfuckers corny.
Hym "Again. It ain't a fucking 'Matrix attack' you fucking gomers. Jesus, you guys are absurd. That would be convenient for you though, wouldn't it? Because if it's not a Matrix attack, then you've been promoting a rapist AND PEDOPHILE (Because if I fucked a 16 year old I'd be considered a pedophile) for years while simultaneously refusing to promote and/or poaching a NOT rapist (as I have raped 0 people). Really guys... I'm loving this. Russell taught them the ways of 'TRUE love'.... By force. What's that Jordan Peterson always says? 'If you're willing to use force then blahblahblah I'll probably still have him on my podcast because I don't give a fuck about rape' ~ Jordan Peterson (I'm paraphrasing a bit but that SOUNDS like something he would say)"
by Hym Iam September 20, 2023
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Luke Mitri

One of the best kinds of people in the world. A Luke Mitri would be like a gentleman, always pushing away girls. Saying "I'm sorry that I pushed you away girl, but I always wanted you to come back girl." In general a ladies man, in spare time Luke Mitri is a very talented musician like John Lenon or Chairman Mao. He is a skilled fighter and boxing champion at the schomberg fair. Getting good grades in applied a role model to the whole student body. People want to be him, though Luke Mitri can be used as slang to the person who killed Biggie Luke usually carries a 50 cal. Berreta around getting bitches.
"I saw Luke Mitri today and jizzed buckets as DJ BLITZZZZ walked in after a scrap with edward."

Guy1: WOW you hear Luke Mitri's Music!
Guy2: Man it is BARF.
Guy3: I would if I could.
Guy1: MAN I wish I had what he had. I'm so underprivileged.
by My name is what? November 4, 2013
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Batrix Matrix

Finn: Hey Jake what was the joke you said again?
Jake: What joke? I don't remember
Finn: Maybe it's Batrix Matrix
by Joshuel horacio September 3, 2022
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the matrix revolutions

by killposersericmelvin February 28, 2004
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