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method head

Someone who is so addicted to performing the steps of any process so precisely and in the right order that it is likely more unhealthy than methamphetamine itself.
He is such a method head he cant accomplish the simplest of tasks without stressing out everyone involved.
by timeformetoflyeeeeI November 21, 2013
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The Goldade Method

Like Onlyfans but in reverse. A situation were you send an innocent girl pictures of your balls every 15 seconds until she pays you $15.99 to stop for a month.
It’s been hard trying to make money with nothing but an ag Ed degree and a creepy mustache so I’ve had to resort to The Goldade Method just to make an income.
by Jermey Sanchez December 17, 2020
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The Palmer Method

When someone feels like they need to go to the bathroom, but instead fart for 15 minutes to relieve bowel pressure and thus don't need to go anymore.
I had to go so bad on the airplane, but couldn't get up from my seat so I used The Palmer Method
by Mackus December 6, 2022
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The SAC Method

The "Squat-And-Cough" Method

n; the more simple and energy-conserving method for tea-bagging

Instead of squatting and bobbing up and down, you simply squat and cough. The use of the cough was derived from male physical examinations; as some may know, coughing will raise the testicles and lower them in the duration of the cough.

Critics say that this method of tea-bagging is disgusting and unattractive. To all those nay-sayers, we shall put the SAC Method to good use.
by Phillip S December 24, 2008
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SAV METHOD

One must start drinking and never stop to maintain drunkness.
Person 1: “ah man I’m so hungover
Person 2: “what? Just use the Sav Method”
by I'm better than you tbh August 29, 2020
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Grapefruit Method

The act of sucking your man's dick while simultaneously fucking him with a grapefruit.
Babe, I love the grapefruit method. I could of been fucking a grapefruit this whole time!
by Grapefruit method September 8, 2016
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Toilet method

The toilet method is where you consume a powder by first filling your mouth up with water, then putting the powder on top, and then swallowing. This way, the powder doesn't get stuck in your mouth, it just goes down the hatch without you tasting it.
Why are you mixing that powder with water? And capsules? Just do the toilet method.
by The Dictionary Beast May 3, 2023
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