mertgasm

Whenever you or one has to masturbate when/after talking to anyone named Mert

I was just talking to my childhood friend Mert and I had to hit a quick mertgasm

by smartwordman22363 July 31, 2025

david mertz

A hot stud

Look at David Mertz, he's so fine, he reminds me of a young Chris Pratt, mixed with a young James Franco.

by NotRick_Astley January 21, 2018

Caden mertes

A zulu worrier who packs heat all the time he is a member of the Latin kings street gang and spends his time smoking fags he don't like cats and he is a certified pimp with no plan going ahead in his life born and raised in the hood his favorite meal is build rabbit with fried chiken and grape juice

Caden mertes went to circle k in Streator and packed a bowl and smoked it with a 8 year

by The 325 legend September 18, 2021

Harris Academy Merton

a school based in the mitcham (CR4) postcode thats known for putting down kids with a head teacher who doesn’t do her job…not to mention the main gang called “pollards hill” they groom kids.

girl:why does that person look depressed
boy:i don’t know they probably go harris academy merton

by Kevin Kalenda May 15, 2021