Max

someone who is fun but annoying as CRAP like this kid is the annoyance in annoying

Kid - wassup max

Max - WE LIKE FORTNITE WE LIKE FORTNITE

kid - oh god piss off

by MaxIsntCool4949 September 9, 2020

max

To ejaculate in your pants without any prior physical stimulation.

She was so hot, I maxxed my pants.

by Max de Tran June 26, 2010

max

A word which means to relax

Shit back and max man

by B's up C's down November 13, 2006

Max

Cancer, autism, and AIDS in one single human being.

My name's max!
I wanna fucking kill myself

by Cantism69 September 12, 2016

Max

Max is the saggiest dude you will ever meet. He has a 2.35 cm penis and he has no girlfriend and he never will. His parents never loved him because he was both a condom fails and an abortion fails. He obsessively Masturbates and obsessively does his hair, just before fucking his third cousin (although he doesn't live in Alabama). The reason he is lonely is that he is a morning sex person and no one loves him.

Person 1: Dude Jimmy is so Lame
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Max

by Adoption March 19, 2019

Max

Max is A Gay Ass Bitch

Asshole max is gay

by Shdhshdh November 7, 2019

Max

a great guy. real good friend.
knows how to make u laugh and smile...but also knows how to break your heart.
dont fall too hard for this type of guy.

He's so sweet! but he can be such a jerk! what a max.

by DirtyShoeLace123 April 30, 2009