Mary

a girl that hates her stoner friend and robs him of all his cash because she hates him and she wants him to die and never get high ever

Omg do you know Mary?
Yes that bitch stole my money for some dumb cookies

by chickenismydaddy October 10, 2020

Marie

Marie is a woman who thinks it's OK to take a small bite out of each individual piece of chocolate in a sampler box like some sort of psychopath.

Oh shit, Marie's on her Russel Stovers bullshit again!

by The Mighty Wonk September 17, 2023

MARI

She fucking fell down the stairs onto a violin wth
A character from Omori

had the hots for hero till she died lmaoooo
ayo the pizza here
then sunny made her commit a sayori to make it seem like she committed off self so he wouldn’t face the consequences of what he just did
oh Basil helped too ig

SUNNY: uh ok look what I did Basil I pushed MARI down the stairs LMAOOOO
BASIL: what the fuck sunny
SUNNY: I will quite literally kill you if you tell anyone
BASIL: ok ok ok ok I’ll keep it a secret
SUNNY: you also have to deny I did anything
BASIL: wth
SUNNY: ok
BASIL: lmao ayo the pizza here
SUNNY: yes

by kurapikaisnowdrowning August 3, 2021

Mary

Mary is a girl who is not only funny amazing lovely and beautiful she also got a big booty. you can always laugh with her except when she needs to tell a joke cause you got to wait before she is done with laughing @ her own joke. She is also a great listener. i think we all love mary

-do you see that girl? who is she?
-Thats mary. isnt she beautiful
-yeah, look at that ass tho
-big momma
-why is she walking like that tho?
-cause she hurted her ankle but her friends do not believe it.
- oh okay

by Loretje October 23, 2019

Mary

She is very protective towards the ones she cares for, it will be very interesting to have an Mary in your life she brings out the light in most people and takes away your breathe when looking at her. She is the most amazing person that u will ever meet, when making eye contact with an Mary you will be struck with love because that’s how beyond amazing she is she shines brighter than an star and is very annoying at times but tries to keep you from getting hurt In an relationship she is loyal as hell and when not she is an thot but without an doubt you would be lucky as hell to have an talents Mary in your life.

Guy 1:hey where did u find an Mary like that

Guy 2: i don’t know I fell in love at first sight

Guy 1: you want to share her
Guy 2: do you wanna die?

by MTK_Mario March 9, 2019

Mary

Mary is the girl that leaves you to rot

Mary: I am real and you are not.

by jesirume April 14, 2022

Mary

An absolute hilarious person, but usually is a simp. A massive simp and usually both Irish and a Irish twin

Did you see that Irish Mary, man she simps a lot!

by Mary=Simp April 24, 2022