Mandingo

A monstrously huge penis, exceeding at least 12 inches in length. Best covered with baggy blue athletic sweats.

Sally: "I am so fucking sore from last night, and i get around... i mean this shouldn't happen."
Jane: "What did you expect, Ralph sports a Mandingo under those goofy sweats."

by Hottie March 10, 2005

mandingo chutney

The spunk of a black man who dons a massive penis with girth like a python.

He spunked his Mandingo Chutney all over her face and she was a HATER!

by russelbrand.what.a.cuuuunt January 23, 2010

Mandi

A mandi is a rare kind of sea anemone that can fly. Mandi's can only fly from 2:27am-3:16am. They are extremely rare and have supposedly been seen around Madagascar and the line islands.

HOLY SHIT! ITS A MANDI! HURRY UP AND TAKE A PICTURE OF IT! HURRRRRRYYYY!

by ANONONMYUSSXXX December 28, 2010

Mandilee

THE MOST AMAZING PERSON YOU WILL EVERRRRR MEET!!! :D
SHE IS SMART, FUNNY, CUTE, UNDERSTANDING, LOVES TO LISTEN. SHE WILL LOVE YOU NO MATTER WHAT. SHE ESPECIALLY LOVES CRYSTALS!!! <3 MEET HER!!!

THAT GIRL IS A MANDILEE. SHE IS SO FREAKING CUTEEE ^.^

by lolita sweetheart July 11, 2011

sending mandela down the river

Taking a large dump and flushing the toilet a few times to get the entire contents down the pipe

"Where's Tony, we have a meeting in 2 minutes!" - "he's sending mandela down the river, he should be out in a minute"

by Greg The Keg May 1, 2009

Pete Mandelson

Pete Mandelson (as in Peter Mandelson, heavyweight politician of the UK), refers to MDMA when one is talking about drugs on the telephone.

Can also be: Pete, Peter, Mandelson.

Drug Dealer: 'Hello'.

Buyer: 'EZ geez, was wondering if Pete Mandelson was about, and what color suit is he wearing?'.

DD: 'Yea he is chief, and he's sporting a lovely champagne number'.

by dinnum2010 January 4, 2010

mandicate

the act of chewing or eating something; masticating

charlie danforth mandicated my cock

by belge0010 June 13, 2008