Mandatory Road Head

When going on an elongated excursion with a female riding shotgun it is an obligation to said female that for every two hours of said excursion she preform oral sex upon your member

A: How was the 8 hour drive from Jersey to Maine with your girl?
B: it was great! especially the Mandatory Road Head

by BalerionTBlackDread February 1, 2017

Mandatory Carry

The theory that, with certain exceptions, everyone should be armed when in public. It is a counter-theory to gun control.
Also written as one word.

Gun control advocates support Mandatory Carry.

by MandatoryCarry January 30, 2019

mandatoptional

When someone tells you a task is optional, but you know you actually are going to have to do it.

I have to work this weekend. My boss told me it’s optional, but I really know it’s mandatoptional. If I don’t go in, I will get fired.

by Major Dad May 6, 2019

Marathon

A marathon is a long distance race of about 42 kilometers. The marathon was created in honor of the Ancient Greek messenger Pheidippides, who ran the distance from the Battle of Marathon to Athens and then collapsed.

I've run almost every marathon in the world.

by FoodIsGood23 January 9, 2020

Marathon Dick

Noun: a desensitized, yet still hard, penis that is capable of holding off cumming for an extreme duration of sexual intercourse.

While receiving head is not the time to strap on your marathon dick.

by Lepperdd June 10, 2020

MANDATORY EAT SHIT SANDWICH

if the SHIT SANDWICH doesn't FEEL RIGHT STOP!!!

Trying to stop C0PR0PHILIA from ANAL ALAN as the MANDATORY EAT SHIT SANDWICH will keep bringing you to the in HO SPIT a BULL SOUTH SANDWICH ISLANDS where once you SWALLOW SHIT it is going more SOUTH as a REAL UNSHIT SANDWICH that stays NORTH for awhile is the best bend as ANAL ALAN you need to stay away from GEORGIA or LADY "GAGA" is a BAD ROMANCE as to deal with her pet MONKEY JOANNE who messES(EAT SHIT) with GERMS all the time in EATILY is your bound to get the same good old fashioned "trying to convert a FAGG0T to straight" don't bring SHIT to my ITALIAN RESTAURANT or you will TING TING indefinitely with the TOILET or I TO LET as the MAFIA PACIFICO PASTA throw up program is in place which being sick for two days vomting in NEW YORK CITY and no they are not( DOING FINE but DOING DIRT), as it is a know TAE picnic , "as is that JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE is EATING just BUTTER ON HIS PASTA tonight while the CLEOPATRA MY LADY PROSTITUTE VIOLATORS are EATING the MARINARA EMETIC SPAGHETTI SAUCE AND MEATBALLS.

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER April 17, 2022

Mandatorisation

To make something compulsory

The mandatorisation of the new COVID-19 Tracking App has triggered major backlash amidst society.

by KPNTGTACCA June 2, 2022