A fat girl (evil manatees for plural) that seems like she’d be friendly or at least tolerable to be in the same room as but turns out to be a hostile, rude, unpleasant person for no apparent reason. Also known as a fat bitch, PMS blimp, whale of bad attitude, Disrespectius Vitellius, Miss Piggy having a grumpy day
I thought I was going to make some friends when I saw girls as fat as me laughing and joking around.. but they turned out to be evil manatees.
by lil miss missfit May 23, 2008
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by lovewithsky June 28, 2010
Get the Team Manager mug.The person that is below the director in terms of superiority. Generally one of the people with a headset. He/she will be at rehearsals to run them if the director is busy. He/she is generally a nice person unless you piss them off. They are the ones responsible for calling cues during a show, pulling the curtain, sometimes moving set pieces. Without him/her and the rest of the stage crew there wouldn't be a show.
by Hello! Goodbye! August 4, 2012
Get the Stage Manager mug.The Epitome of the Idle, Cock Sure Useless Manager's within the IT Industry. Abilties include a total lack of knowledge of the architecture they are supporting, sitting comfortably with a high degree of arrogance and total lack of respect for the people actually doing the required work. Recognizable by the total lack of any pro-active abilties, often identifiable by the fact they only appear when an issue occurs for the customer they look after, and thereafter show the "Follow the Ball" syndrome until some poor bastard end up with the thankless task of sorting out the problem. They will then set up camp behind said person, haranguing the person with inane stupid questions until
a) Problem is resolved
b) Resolver cannot take anymore and guns down entire office with a AK 47 .
Sometimes know under the guise of Partner Services Manager or Service Delivery Manager
a) Problem is resolved
b) Resolver cannot take anymore and guns down entire office with a AK 47 .
Sometimes know under the guise of Partner Services Manager or Service Delivery Manager
"Hey Jack, theres a High Priority Case Just been raised"
"Shit, Head's Down, there's a BRM turned up and he looks like he's up for a ball chasing session"
BRM: Business Relationship Manager
"Shit, Head's Down, there's a BRM turned up and he looks like he's up for a ball chasing session"
BRM: Business Relationship Manager
by Rockaroundtheclock1972 November 22, 2009
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Similar to how a manatee is so ugly that it is perhaps the most beautiful creature on Earth.
Similar to how a manatee is so ugly that it is perhaps the most beautiful creature on Earth.
Guy 1: Dude, she's pretty cute.
Guy 2: What are you talking about, she looks like a man, and not a good lookin' one at that.
Guy 1: Oh... I guess you're right, the manatee effect had me going there for a second.
Guy 2: What are you talking about, she looks like a man, and not a good lookin' one at that.
Guy 1: Oh... I guess you're right, the manatee effect had me going there for a second.
by SMSchoirboy October 8, 2011
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by Harold Paratestes June 8, 2007
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Restrict employee access to information and decisions (keep them in the dark).
When information is conveyed, it is incomplete, inaccurate, or full of marketing hyperbole (throw shit on them).
Restrict employee access to information and decisions (keep them in the dark).
When information is conveyed, it is incomplete, inaccurate, or full of marketing hyperbole (throw shit on them).
Large, hierarchical, process-bound organizations are frequently guilty of the most egregious forms of "mushroom management."
by Karen O'Keefe October 28, 2004
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