Leaf Lard

Descriptive term for salad dressing.

Hey Kevin, you have any other leaf lard besides this Ranch crap?

by Chris Buckman April 1, 2008

lard ass

big fat smelly bastard

ryan cambers (chunk)

by ladlo March 5, 2004

Lard Ass

Somebody who is so Fat that their Ass has become almost as big as the rest of their body

Look at that Lard Ass that is emmbarASSing

by Will181 September 12, 2009

Luarde

My french speaking lover boy, my favorite math and chem nerd, prettiest and funniest guy around <3

i love Luarde with all my heart.

by LAQM February 19, 2023

lardulent

(adj) Obese, overweight. From lard.

noun form: lardulence

Pardon me sir, but dont you think that taking those two seats on the bus is rather lardulent behaviour?

by EddingtonPD August 26, 2009

Lard Pie

Someone with a somewhat lardy physique, who inexplicably denies it.

Ted is a complete lard pie, bless his flubbery soul.

by NipNugget November 23, 2009

Lardo-licious

When extremely fat women think they look hot.

See that big Bertha over there?

Well she may be a 300 pounder, but she thinks she is lardo-licious.

I just dont get why so many BIG girls think they are lardo-licious!

by C-shellz September 15, 2010