cafeteria lady

Someone you NEVER want to see naked.It's that large oafish woman who wears the plastic hair bonnet that dollops mashed taters all over your lunch tray. Usually looks as if she could be equally employed as a female prison guard.

I had a horrible dream where the cafeteria lady was sunbathing in the nude on the playground.

by wolfbait51 January 27, 2011

Lady Spirithunter

A member of the FSU organization, Lady Spirithunters, who spreads Seminole Spirit by painting the legendary garnet and gold stripes on the fan's faces, doing community service for the Tallahassee area, and serving Florida State's campus.

"Are you a Lady Spirithunter? Will you paint my face?!"

by tallygirl March 1, 2009

bag lady

A poor woman, often homeless, who uses bags or shopping carts to transport her posessions and collect things that might be of use or traded for money.

I looked around for a trash can, but to my dismay, the nearest one was being picked-through by a bag lady.

by isilde April 7, 2005

Lady Place

That part of a "Lady" which is unique to her gender, where a man would have a "Trouser Wicket".

The girl awoke in the night to discover her "Lady Place" was empty, and turned to her partner to fill it.

by Newsles May 30, 2003

Lady's Zip

The Clitoris

I fiddled with her lady's zip

by Dr Jack Pays January 28, 2009

lady gravy

The residue of a females nether region left on your penis or fingers once you pull out, usually white but sometimes clear.

" I fucked her real good, but there was lady gravy everywhere after though"

"I fucked her last night, lady gravy everywhere though!"

" I fucked her real good last night bro, but there was so much lady gravy everywhere afterwards though"

by Yippykaiay March 3, 2015

Lady MacGyver

A woman who solves her problems with whatever resources available. She has a "can-do" attitude and looks outside the box where she finds infinite possibilities. She often surprises herself with the results of her efforts. Also a BIG fan of duct tape.

Father: So the contractor won't be available to fix the loose tiles in the shower for another 2 weeks!

Daughter: Don't worry, Dad! Lady MacGyver, here! I made a temporary patch with a piece of plastic and water proof duct tape.

by BobbiGee June 27, 2016