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Lacon

Pronounced "lay-kon"

To be laying on the floor with an inordinate amount of semen covering you. Often coming from multiple men.

It is believed the term originated from homosexuals in Victorian England who felt they had to be secretive in their discussions. The term apparently derives from having a "lake on" you.... as in a lake of jizz.
One of his favourite activities to humiliate himself was to Lacon

He loved the feeling of all the different jizz in every orifice when he laconed
by TheGreenKing December 11, 2024
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Lacookie

A type of cookies in Columbian culture that have a softer outer layer and a hard inner layer which is primarily made of bananas.
We baked lacookies on the weekend.
by Lacucly December 20, 2024
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lmaco

that girl tripped and fell i was lmaco
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LACORP

low achieving (adult) child of rich parents
dude, Chris is such a lacorp he can't seem to figure out how to become self sufficient!
by Ryan Saa March 31, 2025
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Laco Pecian

A language derived from the conflict between laco and pita
Do you speak Laco Pecian?
by Chroolet June 26, 2025
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llao llao

llao llao is just basically a frozen yogurt store that has a bunch of toppings
You: want some llao llao?
Friend: yea sure
by nicku1006 July 17, 2025
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Laconic

The section of TV Tropes that saves me a lot of reading
"Visit unabridged version here"
- Laconic Page
by Robiginal October 25, 2025
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