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Jesus Lizard

Jesus Lizard is a kick ass rock band. Grunge rulez!
by erik December 14, 2003
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lizard lips

1. A vagina lacking the naturally produced lubricating fluids

2. A dry pussy
"Bitch, what'd I tell you 'bout pickin' up that KY, yo Lizard Lips finna give me rug burn!"
by Lovemuscle January 2, 2009
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myspace lizard

A girl/guy that jumps from myspace to myspace trying to get girls/guys to be there friends
I dont know this Myspace lizard that is trying to add me.
by Mibo September 19, 2006
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dock lizard

Middle age to older women/cougars that hang out on the water front looking for men with boats. Almost always drunk.
Hey lets pull the boat up to the marina and pick up some dock lizards! Maybe we can all get laid!
by Hotrod_parts_guy March 19, 2014
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Ben the lizard

An extremely cute lizard whom is world wide famous for wearing hats and hating his owner
Have you seen Ben the lizards newest video?!
by Onesexiboi January 16, 2019
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Lizard press

A lizard press is to, press your penis against a window preferably a car window to give the affect of a squashed lizard
Hey I just lizard pressed Clarkie as he was waiting at the lights
by UncleNinz December 12, 2018
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night lizard

(Noun)
A black person unexpectedly spotted at night.
We were driving down a dark road when suddenly a night lizard appeared out of no where.
by Ambeezy13 December 20, 2017
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