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Lizard Brain Memory 

A long-forgotten memory that has been dormant in the back of your mind for years or decades. Different from a regular memory because it's something you haven't thought of since you first experienced it.

Usually more personal, because the more people have the same memory, the more unlikely you are to have forgotten it

Examples:

VHS movies from your childhood (i.e Goodnight Moon VHS 2000, literally any straight-to-VHS Disney movie)
TV shows or commercials (i.e Crashbox on HBO Kids, )
Flash games (i.e Cartoon Network Resort, Interactive Buddy, Habbo Hotel)
Discontinued food/drink brands (i.e Dunkaroos, Blue Pepsi, Green Hulk Hershey's Syrup, Heinz EZ Squirt)
"Dude I just found this old Peter Rabbit VHS that my mom used to put on for me when I was a kid. I haven't thought of this since I was like 6 years old, it's a complete Lizard Brain Memory"
Lizard Brain Memory by cormacwalsh September 11, 2021
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Lizard People 

Those who willfully or knowingly operate in the world using the lowest order and least evolved brain function. Generally disregarding rational thought and cooperative mammalian society in preference of self-centered survival and base pleasure seeking.
Even though they call for party unity and a strong America, the GOP and it's supporters are actually rugged individualist lizard people who reject an equal and collectively free society.

"That's right I'm an individual who can survive all on my own; it's a free country so I'll do what I want - I'm a lizard person!"
Lizard People by Earble August 7, 2021

lizard wizard

An effeminate, pubescent homosexual male noted for granting sexual favours to his straight class mates. Also may carry a wand or cloak of office.
Oh man Jimmy was sucking Carl's dick in the back of the locker room earlier. He's such a fucking lizard wizard.
lizard wizard by Slagbard June 1, 2019

lizard bitch 

A female V or Visitor, on the original and new TV show "V". Definitely not a Fifth Columnist.
We have to wait until at least November to see what the lizard bitch Ana does with the Earth!
lizard bitch by pentozali July 7, 2010

lizard sleeve 

Much like a wizard sleeve, this dangly vagina is rough and scaly- resembling a reptile.
"Ack! This bitch is attacking me with her lizard sleeve!"

Much to Ben's surprise, that very sweet stripper is sporting a serious lizard sleeve.

Girl 1: "This is normal right?"
Guy 1: "Aw hell naw bitch get that lizard sleeve out mah house!
lizard sleeve by Nictoria January 15, 2014

lizard whip 

when a male is having sex and picks up his partner by the waist and while his penis is inside her he pulls her one way and then jerks the other way causing her to tighten up making the ejaculation more pleasurable.
man: i lizard whipped my girl last night and she is still trying to recover.
lizard whip by ladies man-whore January 13, 2010

lizard tail  

a dump (shit) that results in a green tinted lumpy long piece of poop, gennerally caused by consumming a large variety of green organic material (in other words, vegitables and such)
dude 1: look at the size of that!

dude 2: say isnt it called a lizard tail ?

dude 3: i dont know, but hell, lemme get some of that!

dude 1: wait we all can get some, i gots to go some more!
lizard tail by heh? August 11, 2007