limp bizkit

A band who has fans that speak about percentages when their percentage adds up to 102%. Limp Bizkit's second album, entitled Significant Other, was OK, but after that, all of their songs sounded like shit. Likely because the lead singer liked to actually eat shit. Currently, as of this writing, Limpbizkit, as they are now called (fucktards), is seeking a new guitarist. Their one requirement is that the new band member be of Asian decent. Why? Because aZns are mad phat, yo!

Jim: 'Limpbizkit fuckin sucks, hey Bob?'
Bob: 'Fuckin A, Jim!'

by Bitchin Kitchen May 29, 2003

Limp Biscuit

A group of men in a circle jerk and a Ritz cracker in the middle. The last person who nuts on the cracker has to eat the Limp Biscuit.

Damn bro. I'm sorry. You need to eat the limp biscuit dog.

by Savageman30004728883929 October 24, 2019

Limp Bizkit

A band that are both hated and loved to an extremely unreasonable level.

Hater: "Limp Bizkit is for faggy emos"

Lover: *unintelligible squealing*

Me: "I hate enjoying music"

by Jalix December 13, 2012

limp bizkit

Pussy ass faggots who get their asses kicked by Creed.

Fred Durst: Scott Stapp you pussy-ass bitch!!! Come and Get Some of the Starfish!!
Scott Stapp: Well, if your so tough how's about a boxing match?
Fred Durst (shits in pants): Well sir, we all mature adults and errm, umm we all can get along right, I errm, I errm mean that I've got a bigger umm thing to deal with at umm a Boxing, I mean we all are friends, right?

by Jasonrulesall April 4, 2005

limp bizkit

a good band that everyone hates cause they compare them to metallica which is pretty gay.

Hey these fags think there cool cuz they're making fun of limp bizkit, but they're not. Fags

by Timmmy January 3, 2004

limp bizket

a band that sucks and there name means limp dick

this band is a limp bizket

by hellzo March 16, 2005

afro limp

When yo afro is limp

Hey man, you got afro limp all up ons me.

by BiffyTiffyLiffyff July 21, 2006