The greatest fucking couple there ever was to be...they may fight often but really its because they love each other so much and their egos get in the way sometimes but at the end of the day, Doug's funny and Lex isn't really a bitch so their issues get flushed down the toilet.
Doug and Lex
***toilet flushing sound***
Lex: "oh look our problems look like turds"
Doug:" there they go, down the shitter"
Lex: "byeeeee poops"
Doug: "let's go get some food"
Lex:" how about some chinese"
Doug:"how bout it"
***toilet flushing sound***
Lex: "oh look our problems look like turds"
Doug:" there they go, down the shitter"
Lex: "byeeeee poops"
Doug: "let's go get some food"
Lex:" how about some chinese"
Doug:"how bout it"
by Shnuglex March 23, 2022

The shortest person ever. Even from a far away glance you can still tell he’s short. If you ever see a short guys, their names probably lex. (i’m taller than you lex)
by vix.is.so.cool October 29, 2021

Superman's nemesis and pure evil. One of the richest people in the world and uses his wealth to try to kill Superman and doesn't care who gets hurt in the process. Doesn't care about anyone but himself, would destroy the whole world as a means to an end. Actively a horrible person.
by Pseudoscience.rain July 8, 2025

by Thesnugrussian September 18, 2012

Lex luthor, more specifically Lex luthor from smallville, is a very silly rich man with daddy issues and shady tendencies. Lex luthor also would make a great gay character. Lex luthor can do no wrong on account of his pure bbg energy.
The term “Lex luthor” Can be used as a name to call the shady but caring, gay, daddy issue harboring rich guy in your life.
The term “Lex luthor” Can be used as a name to call the shady but caring, gay, daddy issue harboring rich guy in your life.
Person A: hey have you seen smallville?
Person B: omg yes lex luthor is my favorite character he’s literally so bbg I would die for him
Person B: omg yes lex luthor is my favorite character he’s literally so bbg I would die for him
by Startburststitch August 9, 2023

by bertrude bartolomeus de derde October 7, 2022

by Faalse February 25, 2022
